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Funny story: Ditto Déjà Vu All Over Again Squared

Ditto Déjà Vu All Over Again Squared

This passing gas event in Syria is bizarre on so many levels... Most recently, Assad has been winning; so why do it now? And it appears noncombatants were most affected. Assad's military probably had exclusive control over such weapons, but could not a defector steal a few? And what about false flag use to embroil the US in another hummus swamp? And how can there be any effective response once...
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Funny story: Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...
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Funny story: Air Force One Reports Massive Groundings and Snafus Including "Snow Job"

Air Force One Reports Massive Groundings and Snafus Including "Snow Job"

We now know President Evo Morales of Bolivia was not the only one in transit difficulty yesterday over possible connection to whistleblower Edward Snowden. To review, Mr. Morales' problems started after he indicated Bolivia might grant asylum to S...
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Funny story: Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
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Funny story: OMG! NewsCorpse hackers' top client revealed as evil genius CEO of Poodle Brothers USA

OMG! NewsCorpse hackers' top client revealed as evil genius CEO of Poodle Brothers USA

Washington DC - The media group's biggest commissioning client has been named tonight as Iraq war monger George W Bush. For decades his under-the-radar snoopers trawled the depths via NewsCorpse stooges checking up on Brit whitewash about, er, stu...
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Funny story: NewsCorpse behind 'royalty fees' to WMD dodgy dossier creative writing team

NewsCorpse behind 'royalty fees' to WMD dodgy dossier creative writing team

London - The thorny problem of discretely doshing up helpful sources inclined to parrot a Government war agenda was made a helluva lot clearer today. Apparently some slithery - er...dithery! - MoD top brass became convinced of the existence of Sad...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

London - Their June 2002 marriage fell at the post well before the seven year itch when the Missus' sharp backhander landed her overnight in a police cell on suspected spouse abuse charges. This morning Ross Kemp was staying schtum as YouBoob! vid...
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Funny story: David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police. Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...
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Funny story: Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

After months of speculation it seems like the pip is finally out of the bag. Following the closure of the News of The World in July last year after the phone-hacking scandal, News International look set to press ahead with a replacement Sunday newspa...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

News International newspapers and Rupert Murdoch today made an unreserved apology over the Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'. The countdown clock for the scrumptious welsh childhood star was placed in the newsroom of News International newspapers...
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Funny story: News International Shocked by Horror Number

News International Shocked by Horror Number

News International is shocked by the suggestion that 28 of its journalists requested phone hacking enquires from Glenn Mulcaire - who carried out the hacking on behalf of NI. They are asking the Leveson enquiry into hacking to take a course in ele...
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Funny story: Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.
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Funny story: Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...
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Funny story: News of the world web address is up for sale

News of the world web address is up for sale

The News of the World newspaper maybe no more, but the domain lives on, as these things tend to in Cyberspace. Now the domain is up for sale. "We don't need it," said James Murdoch of News International. "It's a kind of albatross now. We want r...
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Funny story: Police to cut brown envelope receptacles by 14%

Police to cut brown envelope receptacles by 14%

The HM Inspectorate of Constabulary has confirmed they will be drastically slashing the number of brown envelope receptacles in operation across the force in the UK, according to research conducted by the body. It is expected that there will be 34...
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Funny story: News Corporation to buy the insides of Cereal Boxes

News Corporation to buy the insides of Cereal Boxes

Beleaguered News monopoly News Corporation has revealed that following the recent business based closure of News of the World it is too start buying the insides of cereal boxes. Speaking from his nuclear bunker, Mr Burns, sorry, Rupert Murdoch sa...
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Funny story: Custard Pie Strike On Murdoch for Democracy

Custard Pie Strike On Murdoch for Democracy

The most important blow for democratic freedom for thirty years was struck today when, in frenzied scenes, some no-mark got his fifteen minutes of fame. Something genuinely interesting and important was unfolding before an enthralled nation, so it...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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