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The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.

Funny story: The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.

In the next legal move to thwart the New Zealand Mainland Annexation Parties (NZMAP) invasion Malcolm WhatsHisName was planning to run a referendum on whether the invasion was appropriate or not. They could then use this in their high court case aga...

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Australia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate

Funny story: Australia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate

After the declaration by New Zealand of a hostile takeover, Australian authorities are taking up a desperate fight to save their sovereignty, though bizarrely using the domestic legal system. Foreign Minister strongly condemns invasion as uncalled f...

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New Zealand silently invades Australia

Funny story: New Zealand silently invades Australia

After years of planting double agent sleepers in the Australian government, the plans to invade appear to have succeeded. With now 69 parliamentarians and senators being exposed has having dual Australian and New Zealand citizenship, they are maki...

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Australia to introduce Gay Apartheid

Australian Minister for Foreign Affairs, Julie Bishop, has announced that the Australian government plans to introduce a Gay Apartheid policy at Christmas. A senior minister in the ruling Liberal-Nazis-And-Trickle-Down-Christian-Pedophiles-And-Wife-B...

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Wizards of Oz

Funny story: Wizards of Oz

Sources claim that Australia is to be "moved" so that it can align with a global set of satellites thus making it easier for the government to track our movements via your GPS. Back and to the Left news understands that the plans to move Australi...

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What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

Funny story: What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...

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New Zealand Prime Minister Drops French Tickler in Favor of Merkin

Funny story: New Zealand Prime Minister Drops French Tickler in Favor of Merkin

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key announced today that he intends to adopt "a full frontal position", and sport a merkin. On the heels of the Scottish bid for independence, and riding the wave of referendum, Key sees changing the national flag...

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North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds. So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire on...

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Air New Zealand ad goes 'balls to the wall'

Funny story: Air New Zealand ad goes 'balls to the wall'

AUKLAND, New Zealand (ABSNN) - Air New Zealand aired a new "ballsy" ad featuring Belarusian Olympian Nadzeya Ostapchuk who won the London Games' shot-put competition, but was forced to surrender her Gold Medal when she failed a drug test. "The ad ca...

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New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

Funny story: New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...

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New Zealand to be renamed New Zooland

Funny story: New Zealand to be renamed New Zooland

The double island nation of New Zealand is taking the bold step of making both islands national parks and taking the world's species to roam free in one giant zoo. "New Zealand has a vast range of habitats," said tourism minister, Hacker McClacker...

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Warning as container ship breaks wind

A stranded container ship has finally split in two off the coast of New Zealand. In a massive explosion last month, it spewed out more than 300 containers of baked beans and sprouts, leaving a trail of debris over three miles of shoreline. It is the...

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ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Funny story: ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea. First reports of the invasion have been reported by coastal New Zealand communities. The Tweetosphere was bombarded by updates like the following from @beache...

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Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...

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In A Real Shocker - Kate Gosselin Says She Wants To Adopt All Six of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Kids

Funny story: In A Real Shocker - Kate Gosselin Says She Wants To Adopt All Six of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Kids

PARAPARAUMU, New Zealand - Kate Gosselin has traveled with her 8 kids to film episodes of her show Kate Plus 8 in Alaska, Australia, and now New Zealand. She says that next she would like to go and visit the tiny African country of Loombeezi. When...

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New Zealand royal wedding stamps predict Wills and Kate split

Funny story: New Zealand royal wedding stamps predict Wills and Kate split

Auckland - A perforated dividing line between the prenuptial pair splits the NZ$2.40 Kate Middleton from the NZ$3.40 Prince William on the couple's commemorative NZ$5.80 stickybacks. The Mother's Day issue reflects national confidence that the 29...

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Queen's disaster tourist Prince William pulls out of Australia/New Zealand visit

Funny story: Queen's disaster tourist Prince William pulls out of Australia/New Zealand visit

London - 'Royal tragedy voyeurism' is how one disgruntled blogger put it as details of next week's vanity trip were first announced. A Palace decision to send Prince William on a tour of catastrophe-hit areas of Australia and New Zealand has now b...

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Japanese tsunami depositing millions of tonnes of swarming jellyfish all over quake-stricken New Zealand

Funny story: Japanese tsunami depositing millions of tonnes of swarming jellyfish all over quake-stricken New Zealand

Japan - Introduced into Japan's temperate waters in 1921, the progeny of a mating pair of Nomura's Jellyfish are set to cause catastrophe in the Pacific Ring Of Fire's quake-hit zone. Seismologists said today up to 10 million of the giant beasties...

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