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Funny story:  New York Giants: Role Models for Bullies Everywhere

New York Giants: Role Models for Bullies Everywhere

Tom Coughlin of the New York Giants may be wondering if his puerile Super Bowl team is actually better suited to high school level. The bullying video of one teammate dousing another in a vat of ice water smacks of juvenile antics. With pro ath...
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Funny story:  Two Mannings In New York?

Two Mannings In New York?

The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...
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Funny story:  Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen's Post Super Bowl "Fumble"

Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen's Post Super Bowl "Fumble"

INDIANAPOLIS - A close teammate of New England's Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot's quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out-of-line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For The Giants And She Was Cheering For The Patriots

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For The Giants And She Was Cheering For The Patriots

INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl team news: Tim Tebow and David Beckham late additions to squads.

Super Bowl team news: Tim Tebow and David Beckham late additions to squads.

Preparations for the Super Bowl were thrown into disarray this morning when it was announced that Tim Tebow and David Beckham have joined the squads as last minute wild cards. The NFL are thought to introduced the new rule to allow wildcards afte...
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Funny story:  It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...
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Funny story:  Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

SANTA MONICA - Heidi Klum took her four kids to the world-famous Santa Monica Pier to buy them some of their unique rainbow-colored cotton candy. While on the pier she was approached by a reporter who asked her if she was actually going through wi...
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Funny story:  The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

GREEN BAY - There was no joy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon, unless you were one of the many New York Giant fans who made the trek up from the Big Apple to the Land of The Proud Cheeseheads. The reigning Super Bowl cham...
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Funny story:  Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin. A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100...
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Funny story:  The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

NEW YORK CITY - Eli Manning and his New York Giants defeated the Dallas Cowboys 31 to 14 dashing the Cowboys hopes of making it to the NFL playoffs once again. And the defeat left many of the Dallas fans shaking their collective heads and wonderin...
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Funny story:  Philadelphia Eagles To Host Funeral For Giants' Playoff Hopes. F--kers.

Philadelphia Eagles To Host Funeral For Giants' Playoff Hopes. F--kers.

In an unbelievable act of selflessness and comaraderie, the Philadelphia Eagles have charitably agreed to host a funeral for the New York Giants playoff hopes, which died in the New Meadowlands Sunday, during the Eagles record-breaking comeback to be...
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Funny story:  Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

The Detroit Lions announced that there will be no charge for admission when Detroit's Ford Edsel Field hosts the postponed game between the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings at 7:20 p.m. Monday. The game, originally scheduled for Sunday, had t...
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Funny story:  New Meadowlands Goes Green, Will Shut Off Lights During Each Giants Game.

New Meadowlands Goes Green, Will Shut Off Lights During Each Giants Game.

The leadership team at the New Meadowlands, whose catchphrase "New Meadowlands, Same Urine Smell In Parking Garage" is emblazoned on each Giants' ticket, has decided to 'Go Green', reducing its carbon footprint by turning off the lights at some point...
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Funny story:  Giants WR Ramses Barden Suffers (Non-Gunshot Related) Plaxico Burress-Type Leg Injury.

Giants WR Ramses Barden Suffers (Non-Gunshot Related) Plaxico Burress-Type Leg Injury.

6'6" Wide Receiver Ramses Barden, whose whopping 64 receiving yards is the 244,524th most in NFL history, is lost for the year with a leg fracture that senile head coach Ton Coughlin characterized at a Plaxico Burress-type injury. Reporters were q...
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Funny story:  New York Foot-Ball Giants Flib a Slugburger Against Tennessee Team To-Day

New York Foot-Ball Giants Flib a Slugburger Against Tennessee Team To-Day

DATELINE- NEW YORK CITY, NY, U.S.A.--- It was, said Coach Tom Coughlin, "just a case of the N.Y. Football Giants letting the foot-ball team from Tennessees run through them." Tossing the foot-ball, and plenty of it, came from the New York Footbal...
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Funny story:  Plaxico Burress' Next Pass Receptions Will Be In Prison

Plaxico Burress' Next Pass Receptions Will Be In Prison

NEW YORK CITY - Plaxico Burress the New York Giants receiver who caught the winning touchdown in the 2008 Super Bowl has just been sentenced to two years in prison and so his next football receptions will be in New York state's Sing Sing Prison. T...
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Funny story:  Emergency Room Nurse Reveals Plaxico Burress Shot Off His Penis

Emergency Room Nurse Reveals Plaxico Burress Shot Off His Penis

A Nurse at the emergency room that treated New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress has revealed anonymously that he shot off his penis in the night club accident Thanksgiving weekend. Burress has been placed on injured reserve by the team pend...
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