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Funny story: David Cameron's Police State Britain

David Cameron's Police State Britain

10 Downing Street, LONDON: Over the past few days while jolly old Dave has been surfing, taking plenty of holidays, eating ice cream, there has been increasing Press reports of FEARS about security. Dave Cameron, a puppet for the New World Order,...
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Funny story: The Pestilential Carriers of the New World Order

The Pestilential Carriers of the New World Order

A Badminton Club's committee in Clapham South London is outraged at its possible political connections. Lately, against stern opposition from "myriad sources", said its chairman Alex Batwood, "we decided to form a new committee. After all, none of us knew who these people were. They just appeared out of nowhere." Set up earlier this year by The Young Group it seemingly had no idea of its paren...
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Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...
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Funny story: Austerity stranglehold sees shadowy Bilderberg Group meet in crappy Brit town

Austerity stranglehold sees shadowy Bilderberg Group meet in crappy Brit town

Watford, Hertfordshire - A decidedly downmarket UK town once dubbed by Mahatma Gandhi as 'the arse-end of the universe' will be hosting this year's meeting of the smoke 'n' mirrors cabal known as the Bilderberg Group. Announcing the 6-9 June gathe...
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Funny story: 'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...
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Funny story: Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...
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Funny story: Swastika Replaces Olympic Flag

Swastika Replaces Olympic Flag

London, England-- Only a few gasps of horror and outrage filled the Olympic Stadium in London on Friday as a familiar red and black flag was unfurled. The dreaded Nazi flag, the swastika, had replaced the multi-coloured Olympic flag. Some in the au...
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Funny story: Chemtrails Kill Santa

Chemtrails Kill Santa

North Pole-- Don't bother looking for Santa Claus this Christmas Eve. He's dead. The jolly old elf died from respiratory failure about a month ago. Santa and his reindeer ran into a nasty patch of chemtrails last year,and the results were fatal.
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Funny story: Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

In a shocking breach of security reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his "Doomsday" plan to insure his re election under the guise of a 'National Emergency" which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!...
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Funny story: Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
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Funny story: "Why we must learn to love humans" speech nabbed at Bilderberger convention

"Why we must learn to love humans" speech nabbed at Bilderberger convention

Bilderbergerville, Switzerland - A maid at the convention here has purloined a copy of one of the addresses at the convention. According to our source, the maid, she made her own copy of this and is willing to risk publication. The text follows: June is the thick of the wedding season. Maybe also the time that we feel a sneaking admiration for, say, the evicted, and their tenacious powers o...
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Funny story: Tin Hats Really Do Scare Away Aliens

Tin Hats Really Do Scare Away Aliens

New York, NY-- Exciting new research proves tin hats actually do scare away alien invaders. Four out of five gray aliens say they avoid people wearing tin hats. The hats are also good for blocking radio signals from the New World Order, and they ar...
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Funny story: Christians Ordered To Register With Homeland Security

Christians Ordered To Register With Homeland Security

DATELINE:WASHINGTON-- Janet Napolitano has ordered all practicing Christians to register with the federal government, effective immediately. The head of Homeland Security gave the order after some "chatter" was picked up on a Christian website. Pos...
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Funny story: Idiots praise Hitler's 'new order' philosophy at G20

Idiots praise Hitler's 'new order' philosophy at G20

President Barack 'Token' Obama and British Prime Minister Gordon 'Lizard' Brown today made a little mistake, and praised the Nazi idea of creating a new order, only a worldwide one, hardly in keeping with their leftish credentials. 'Ein Reich, ein...
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Funny story: Requiem for the Dollar planned for G20

Requiem for the Dollar planned for G20

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - The Queen sent me an email with some stunning news today. The story follows. I'm keeping some of the intimate details secret. After spending several hours in the Queen's boudoir, President Obama has traded in his Ame...
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Funny story: Gordon 'New World Order' Brown Goes A Whole Day Without Mentioning A New World Order!

Gordon 'New World Order' Brown Goes A Whole Day Without Mentioning A New World Order!

Prominent globalist, British Prime Minister and believer in conspiracy theories, Gordon Brown, did not mention the creation of a New World Order today - not once, not even in private conversation! This has left many globalists concerned about Gord...
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Funny story: Gordon's N.W.O. Lost In The Post.

Gordon's N.W.O. Lost In The Post.

After mentioning how he thinks the current financial, environmental and war on terror crisis can all be used as a way to bring in a New World Order, numerous times with all his counterpart globalists around the world, Gordon Brown finally placed an o...
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Funny story: New World Order guitarist reveals split

New World Order guitarist reveals split

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Legendary GOP pop Band New World Order have split up, according to guitarist and EU lead vocalist Tony Blair.
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