Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...
London, England-- Only a few gasps of horror and outrage filled the Olympic Stadium in London on Friday as a familiar red and black flag was unfurled. The dreaded Nazi flag, the swastika, had replaced the multi-coloured Olympic flag. Some in the au...
North Pole-- Don't bother looking for Santa Claus this Christmas Eve. He's dead. The jolly old elf died from respiratory failure about a month ago. Santa and his reindeer ran into a nasty patch of chemtrails last year,and the results were fatal.
In a shocking breach of security reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his "Doomsday" plan to insure his re election under the guise of a 'National Emergency" which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!...
Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument.
New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
Bilderbergerville, Switzerland - A maid at the convention here has purloined a copy of one of the addresses at the convention. According to our source, the maid, she made her own copy of this and is willing to risk publication.
The text follows:
June is the thick of the wedding season. Maybe also the time that we feel a sneaking admiration for, say, the evicted, and their tenacious powers o...
New York, NY-- Exciting new research proves tin hats actually do scare away alien invaders. Four out of five gray aliens say they avoid people wearing tin hats. The hats are also good for blocking radio signals from the New World Order, and they ar...
DATELINE:WASHINGTON-- Janet Napolitano has ordered all practicing Christians to register with the federal government, effective immediately. The head of Homeland Security gave the order after some "chatter" was picked up on a Christian website. Pos...
President Barack 'Token' Obama and British Prime Minister Gordon 'Lizard' Brown today made a little mistake, and praised the Nazi idea of creating a new order, only a worldwide one, hardly in keeping with their leftish credentials.
'Ein Reich, ein...
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - The Queen sent me an email with some stunning news today. The story follows. I'm keeping some of the intimate details secret.
After spending several hours in the Queen's boudoir, President Obama has traded in his Ame...
Prominent globalist, British Prime Minister and believer in conspiracy theories, Gordon Brown, did not mention the creation of a New World Order today - not once, not even in private conversation!
This has left many globalists concerned about Gord...
After mentioning how he thinks the current financial, environmental and war on terror crisis can all be used as a way to bring in a New World Order, numerous times with all his counterpart globalists around the world, Gordon Brown finally placed an o...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Legendary GOP pop Band New World Order have split up, according to guitarist and EU lead vocalist Tony Blair.