Eighties boyband Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom performed their first concert in 14 years to legions of screaming fans who could not believe it cost ten pounds to hear an out-of-date maniac warble into a microphone.
Tens of thousands of New Yorkers didn't bother watching Old Kids On The Block's comeback today, as they performed again for the first time in 85 years.
The product of a scientific experiment that went horrifically wrong, New Kids on the Block the five headed mutant organism, today reformed in New York prompting speculation about a mutant invasion.
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