GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet."
I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...
MP David Crausby, 66, claims £1,823-a-month rent to live in London. He has demanded £33,000 in two years.
Bolton's MP earns £65,738, and paid £51,620 off his mortgage through the old MPs expenses system.
His Westminster flat cost him £285,000 i...
Monday 3rd September
Topic: Shooting - Crime - Justice
Headline "Real victim is the man who shot at burglars: MP says farmhouse couple should not be charged"
Source: The Mirror
Extract: The businessman arrested for allegedly shooting suspected burglars at his farmhouse is the real victim of the crime, his MP said yesterday.
Alan Duncan believes Andy Ferrie, 35, and wife Tracey, 43 - who is...
Monday 27th August
Topic: Nepotism - Bonuses - Civil-servants
Headline "100+ senior civil servants got five-figure bonuses last year."
Source: Daily Star
Extract: The number of public sector fat cats grabbing more than £10,000 on top of their salaries has doubled since 2011.
One defence official scooped a £100,000 boost to his £160,000 wage - prompting the Government yesterday to defend Wh...
Sunday 29th April 2012
"David Cameron blames UK double-dip recession on eurozone"
Source: The Guardian
Extract David Cameron on Sunday held out the prospect of the UK economy being dragged down for years, as he predicted the euro crisis was "nowhere near half complete" and warned the single currency may yet break up. He also admitted efforts to move the UK economy away...
Boots Chemists deputy chairman.
Tory Donor. Stands to gain from the break up and privatisation of the NHS wants to buy the Walk in Centres at an agreed cut-price with Cameron.
UK Pharmaceutical Industry:
Courting the Conservative party, has also begun gearing up for a change in government, as drug companies have been reshuffling their public affairs teams and courting the C...
Quentin Tarantino the renowned "Schizo" has been accused of nepotism whilst sitting on a jury at the film festival in Venice.
Quentin often has a problem dealing with the many characters in his head and that's the reason why he turned to film-maki...
Beleaguered Financial Regulator, the FSA, has today announced yet another revamp to make it a vibrant 21st Century threat to those prepared to flout their rules.
Sir Thrust Bulging, spokes-person for the Regulator revealed today, "We stand at a cr...
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