Showing:

Funny satire stories about natural gas

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Just revealed, the Wall Street banking firm Goldmine Sacks has rented up new warehouse storage in the range of trillions of square feet. The purpose is to hold miles of pipeline in abeyance and readiness, depending on need for implementation in upcom...
View 'Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage'
Funny story: Opponents of Fracking say the country might sink if it's allowed

Opponents of Fracking say the country might sink if it's allowed

Opponents to the controversial gas extraction technique, Fracking, have brought forward a remarkable conclusion to their biggest study to date. "If we extract the gas from the shale in the UK the country will sink," said Pierce Green, spokesperson...
View 'Opponents of Fracking say the country might sink if it's allowed'
Funny story: Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off

Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FL - Inspired by Red Bull's Stratos project in which Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner was sent to jump from earths' stratosphere, Chipotle Mexican Grill has decided that they too want participate in galactic marketing. A...
View 'Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off'
Funny story: Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years. The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial. The biggest whal...
View 'Whale gas could heat homes in two years'
Funny story: Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!

Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!

A new cheap and relatively simple form of energy is about to take the UK by storm. Called "fracking", it has been described as the equivalent of "pissing the poo stains off the fossil fuel urinal of Earth". Fracking involves inserting a hose into...
View 'Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!'
Funny story: Another Obama Administration Green Energy Failure Reported

Another Obama Administration Green Energy Failure Reported

Washington DC: Congress has gotten wind of another Solyndra type corporate bankruptcy that will cost US taxpayers $500 million. President Obama authorized the Department of Energy (DOE) to fund Gastronomics to design and build a prototype model of...
View 'Another Obama Administration Green Energy Failure Reported'
Funny story: Aceh quakes trigger massive gas bubble in Chevron's Barrow Island Gorgon project

Aceh quakes trigger massive gas bubble in Chevron's Barrow Island Gorgon project

Indonesia - Two huge shocks that rattled the quake-torn province of Aceh, Indonesia this morning may have dislodged vast sub-oceanic reserves of trapped natural gas off the coast of Western Australia according to reports. The Carnarvon Basin gas f...
View 'Aceh quakes trigger massive gas bubble in Chevron's Barrow Island Gorgon project'
Funny story: Methane gas discovered up cow's arse

Methane gas discovered up cow's arse

A herd of cattle could solve a Yorkshire village's heating problems. Wetwang vet Rod Uppingham thought he'd located a massive supply of methane gas during a routine pregnancy test on a 5-year-old Friesian at a Wolds farm. Farmer's wife Iris Niff...
View 'Methane gas discovered up cow's arse'
Funny story: Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations

Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations

London - "It's a weird pong, like," head groundsman Alfie Gribbles said today describing Kew's pungent whiff, "a bit like sunshine on freshly deposited horse manure. "Never realised it's worth squillions if only we could get the fracking licence."...
View 'Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations'
Funny story: What It Is To Be Fracked Off

What It Is To Be Fracked Off

Studies have revealed that hydraulic fracturing of rocks underground for shale gas otherwise known as 'fracking' could be responsible not just for minor earthquakes close to where the fracking goes on such as what happened earlier this year near Blac...
View 'What It Is To Be Fracked Off'
Funny story: Major gas find under Blackpool 'is Zyklon-B' - reports

Major gas find under Blackpool 'is Zyklon-B' - reports

Lancashire - A right frickin' fracking mess has developed as energy industry midgets Wannabe Oil N Gas announced today the discovery of Europe's biggest subterranean gas field. Company's optimism that 200 trillion cubic feet of shale gas is just w...
View 'Major gas find under Blackpool 'is Zyklon-B' - reports'
Funny story: Havant Gas Fitter Electrocuted By Water Pipe

Havant Gas Fitter Electrocuted By Water Pipe

Residents of a Havant street were still in shock this morning following the untimely near demise of local self-employed gas fitter, Everton Cleverly. Mr Cleverly had been called out to a semi detached residence in Abbey Road to attend a suspected...
View 'Havant Gas Fitter Electrocuted By Water Pipe'
Funny story: Comparison website crash

Comparison website crash

After the news hit that fuel prices were set to soar by fifteen percent in the coming weeks, BBC One magazine show, The One Show advised that all their viewers should go online and get hold of a fixed term contract for their fuel for as long as possi...
View 'Comparison website crash'
Funny story: Woolly Jumpers to be Deployed in New Battle Against the Evil Gas Barons of Scotland

Woolly Jumpers to be Deployed in New Battle Against the Evil Gas Barons of Scotland

Evil gas Barons in Scotland have just enraged the wrong person with their 20% gas price hike. That person is the multi-billion pound Woolly Jumper Philanthropist Donald McDonald. Donald was so enraged by the news that Gas prices are to rise for...
View 'Woolly Jumpers to be Deployed in New Battle Against the Evil Gas Barons of Scotland'
Funny story: Zyklon-B or laughing gas? Astronomers baffled by double gas giant

Zyklon-B or laughing gas? Astronomers baffled by double gas giant

Space - (Nitrous Oxide Mess): Two massive purple balls of lactic space gas have been discovered straddling the Milky Way. British Gas astronomers immediately hiked up the nation's domestic tariffs to stave off untoward competition from the cosmic...
View 'Zyklon-B or laughing gas? Astronomers baffled by double gas giant'
Funny story: Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills

Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills

Thousands of pensioners are terrified of their gas and elctricity bills following reports of unprovoked assaults. The first case was reported last January when Mr Pulcifer Threadknockit, of Norwich, was seriously injured by his bill from Eastern E...
View 'Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills'
Funny story: Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

San Francisco CA: Police officers were once again called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 13, 2010. The parking garage manager had called 911 saying "his parking lot attendant was missing."...
View 'Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion'
Funny story: Natural Gas Explosion Averted in San Francisco

Natural Gas Explosion Averted in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: SFPD officers were called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 12, 2010. A neighbor had called 911 saying "she heard loud noises, laughter and some screaming." The officers r...
View 'Natural Gas Explosion Averted in San Francisco'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

3 17 12 5


79 readers are online right now!

Go to top