Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years.
The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial.
The biggest whal...
A new cheap and relatively simple form of energy is about to take the UK by storm. Called "fracking", it has been described as the equivalent of "pissing the poo stains off the fossil fuel urinal of Earth".
Fracking involves inserting a hose into...
Washington DC: Congress has gotten wind of another Solyndra type corporate bankruptcy that will cost US taxpayers $500 million.
President Obama authorized the Department of Energy (DOE) to fund Gastronomics to design and build a prototype model of...
Indonesia - Two huge shocks that rattled the quake-torn province of Aceh, Indonesia this morning may have dislodged vast sub-oceanic reserves of trapped natural gas off the coast of Western Australia according to reports.
The Carnarvon Basin gas f...
A herd of cattle could solve a Yorkshire village's heating problems.
Wetwang vet Rod Uppingham thought he'd located a massive supply of methane gas during a routine pregnancy test on a 5-year-old Friesian at a Wolds farm. Farmer's wife Iris Niff...
London - "It's a weird pong, like," head groundsman Alfie Gribbles said today describing Kew's pungent whiff, "a bit like sunshine on freshly deposited horse manure.
"Never realised it's worth squillions if only we could get the fracking licence."...
Studies have revealed that hydraulic fracturing of rocks underground for shale gas otherwise known as 'fracking' could be responsible not just for minor earthquakes close to where the fracking goes on such as what happened earlier this year near Blac...
Lancashire - A right frickin' fracking mess has developed as energy industry midgets Wannabe Oil N Gas announced today the discovery of Europe's biggest subterranean gas field.
Company's optimism that 200 trillion cubic feet of shale gas is just w...
Residents of a Havant street were still in shock this morning following the untimely near demise of local self-employed gas fitter, Everton Cleverly.
Mr Cleverly had been called out to a semi detached residence in Abbey Road to attend a suspected...
After the news hit that fuel prices were set to soar by fifteen percent in the coming weeks, BBC One magazine show, The One Show advised that all their viewers should go online and get hold of a fixed term contract for their fuel for as long as possi...
Evil gas Barons in Scotland have just enraged the wrong person with their 20% gas price hike. That person is the multi-billion pound Woolly Jumper Philanthropist Donald McDonald.
Donald was so enraged by the news that Gas prices are to rise for...
Space - (Nitrous Oxide Mess): Two massive purple balls of lactic space gas have been discovered straddling the Milky Way.
British Gas astronomers immediately hiked up the nation's domestic tariffs to stave off untoward competition from the cosmic...
Thousands of pensioners are terrified of their gas and elctricity bills following reports of unprovoked assaults.
The first case was reported last January when Mr Pulcifer Threadknockit, of Norwich, was seriously injured by his bill from Eastern E...
San Francisco CA: Police officers were once again called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 13, 2010. The parking garage manager had called 911 saying "his parking lot attendant was missing."...
San Francisco CA: SFPD officers were called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 12, 2010. A neighbor had called 911 saying "she heard loud noises, laughter and some screaming."
The officers r...
It has been revealed today that a Junkie has been found living inside someone's gas meter. The Junkie was found on Tuesday after a client complained to the company about the fact that she had been experiencing unusually high gas bills.
The gas en...
The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought.
Lenaehey Odnarbh...
Berlin - (Freezing Ass Mess): German Chancellor Angela Merkel is to introduce emergency power-generation measures following Russia's shutdown of vital gas supplies to the EU.
From this weekend all German old age pensioners are to be compulsorily c...