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Funny story: Stalker day a great success for card shops

Stalker day a great success for card shops

High Street card shops have hailed the National Stalker and Harassment Day a great success, with millions of cards sold nationwide. "We're really glad that the government have come up with this new day to accompany Mother's Day, Grandparent's Day,...
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Funny story: National Space Centre closes

National Space Centre closes

The National Space Centre in Surrey will be closing it's doors for the final time at the end of July. "It's a catastrophe," said long time space buff, Elton John. "Where will I get the space I need for my expansive wardrobe now?" Elton has long...
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Funny story: Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Here's a scary question that can rip apart the entire Presidential electoral process in less than a minute: What if an elderly man or woman running for U.S. President suddenly dies or falls seriously ill during the final election process?...
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Funny story: Grand National News

Grand National News

It's 11.45pm on Tuesday, a couple of weeks after the Grand National, and I have heard that the horse I picked has just this minute crossed the finishing line.
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Funny story: Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

AP Newsliar -- After a lengthy selection process, Bald Eagles have chosen humans to be the national primate of the United States.
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Funny story: There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

June 10th, 2007 - Why did Tom Lehrer have to retire so young? What happened to National Brotherhood Week? Sheriff Clark just died ("Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek, It's fun to eulogize, people you despise, it's only for a week so have no fear, be grateful that it doesn't last all year!").
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Funny story: Dear P4 Your Genitalia Merges with Delilah

Dear P4 Your Genitalia Merges with Delilah

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia. cum has merged with national late night DJ and sappy sentimentalist Delilah.
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Funny story: Americans United in Apathy, Indifferent to 'News'

Americans United in Apathy, Indifferent to 'News'

WORLD PRESS-Latest local, national and worldwide poll figures indicate a disturbing trend that has network news and newspapers pointing fingers at each other. The reason: NOBODY KNOWS and NOBODY CARES!!...
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Funny story: All Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"

All Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"

The American League topped the National League 7-5 in the "midsummer classic" on Tuesday night capping off nearly a decade of futility for the National League. The AL All-Stars improved to 8-0-1 in the last nine games and secured home field advanta...
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Funny story: National Debt reaches $7,826,689,777,692.15, Bush Plans National Debt Payment Plan

National Debt reaches $7,826,689,777,692.15, Bush Plans National Debt Payment Plan

The national debt has been reported to be only $7,826,689,777,692.15 as of the 30th of June, 2005. That's only a couple trillion more than all others countries combined. So what does this mean? It means that, according to the estimated population her...
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Funny story: Liberals Look on Bright Side, Return to Comfortable Hypocracy

Liberals Look on Bright Side, Return to Comfortable Hypocracy

"okay okay, Bush won, we can work with this," exclaimed Tad Hamilton of the Democratic National Committee. Hamilton explained that the left can simply return to the 'comfortable' position they've held for the last four years.
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Funny story: Nation loses the other Ronald

Nation loses the other Ronald

The US was today bidding farewell to Ronald McDonald on a national day of mourning of a scale not seen for generations.
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Funny story: Michael Moore Offers Un-biased Opinion of Bush

Michael Moore Offers Un-biased Opinion of Bush

Michael Moore, producer of the new movie, "Fahrenheit 9-11," which portrays G.W. Bush as less than presidentially adept, was prompted by reporters, "Mr. Moore, do you believe that your movie will have an influence on the 2004 national...
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Funny story: Paranoia Club Closes

Paranoia Club Closes

A social club, exclusive to paranoics, has had to close down this week after the government withdrew funding. The club made national headlines last month when it revealed that no-one had been invited to officiate, nor attend, the grand opening ceremony. Officials even refused to disclose the name, and location, of the club. An act which led to the government stepping in and withdrawing all...
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Funny story: Dukakis Makes New Bid for Nomination!

Dukakis Makes New Bid for Nomination!

Boston (AP) Former Governor Michael Dukakis says he will make one last bid for the Presidential race. Speaking before a large gathering of losers from the Democratic National Committee, Mr. Dukakis said, "I got a raw deal last time. My advisors...
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Funny story: New Study Reveals That Explosions Are Cool

New Study Reveals That Explosions Are Cool

Boomer, Wyoming - A scientific study, published by the National Institute for Blowing Things Up, indicates that explosions are cool.
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Funny story: Logic: A Thing of the Past

Logic: A Thing of the Past

After careful deliberation, the National Science Board decided logic is an outdated principle. As a result, it is expected that logic will be removed from all day-to-day applications. Logically, however, that is unlikely to occur.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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