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Funny story: Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke has just secured the legal services of one of the country's top attorneys, Ginger Allred, cousin of the widely known Gloria Allred. Miss Fluke stated that Miss Allred agreed to take her case on...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Explains Why She and Her BFF Gayle King Decided To Go Skydiving

Oprah Winfrey Explains Why She and Her BFF Gayle King Decided To Go Skydiving

CHICAGO - It is no secret that Oprah Winfrey's NOW Network is not doing as good as the former talk show queen had hoped it would do. The lady known as Miss O, recently sat down with Voodoo Dupree of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and had a lit...
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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "The Undisputed Queen of Mean" stated that she would like to adopt Astro, the little, arrogant rap singer on X-Factor. Campbell, who has one of the worst attitudes of anyone in the Northern Hemisphere told...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show

Paris Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, the little rich girl who became famous for actually pretty much doing nothing has just had her reality show cancelled. Yes, The World According To Paris has been sent to that great big cancelled show filing cabinet in t...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Naomi Campbell, who has been called "The Queen of Mean" among a number of other negative nicknames was down in the Gulf Coast town of Pascagoula, Mississippi. Campbell had been asked by the local Order of The African-Amer...
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Funny story: Cadbury's to sue Naomi Campbell

Cadbury's to sue Naomi Campbell

It has been revealed that the recent advertisement for Cadbury's Bliss chocolate containing the strap-line "Move over Naomi there's a new diva in town" was not withdrawn because the model Naomi Campbell was annoyed. A spokesman for the chocolate c...
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Funny story: Cadbury In Dock Over Advertising Campaign

Cadbury In Dock Over Advertising Campaign

Female singers all over the world are considering taking legal action against Cadbury after a chocolate advertising campaign described super model Naomi Campbell was a "diva". The ad for chocolate bar Bliss says "Move Over, Naomi, There's A New Di...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Quit Acting

Kristen Stewart To Quit Acting

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart seems about all set to quit the acting business and relocate to Australia, if her hairdresser, Tinky Winky Van Der Snoot is to be believed. Tinky Winky explained to Stars in their bars magazine tha...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart one of the stars of the Twilight series has stated emphatically that she did not make any remarks that would be considered to be "Off-Color" in regards to Naomi Campbell. It appears that Campbell, who is known as "...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Autobiography Out Soon

Naomi Campbell Autobiography Out Soon

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is hoping to put a bad 12 months behind her with the publication of her first autobiography entitled "Nothing To Do With Me". An advance extract tells all about her recent brush with the long arm of the law and reveals that she really hasn't learned anything after her alleged involvement with ex Liberian leader Charles Taylor. "OMG !!! You'll never believe what happ...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell AKA The Queen of Mean Walks Off Piers Morgan's Show

Naomi Campbell AKA The Queen of Mean Walks Off Piers Morgan's Show

NEW YORK CITY - Well Piers Morgan has finally made the big time. He has just had one of his guests walk off his show. Morgan was interviewing the woman who is known as "The Queen of Mean" Naomi Campbell on his brand new show Piers Morgan Tonight.
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Funny story: Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" Could Be Heading For Cancelledville

Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" Could Be Heading For Cancelledville

HOLLYWOOD - Tyra Banks' baby America's Next Top Model began its 14th season with an extremely dismal viewership number. The show which features a bevy of beauties competing for the title placed fourth in its time slot. America's Got Talent pulled...
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Funny story: Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

CHICAGO - The singer formerly known as Madonna was in the Windy City shopping for a special cellulite removing salve imported from Finland that is only available at The Countess Department Store in Chicago. Madonna was asked if it was true that sh...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown To Star In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown To Star In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

HARLEM - The Reverend Al Sharpton, unofficial mayor of Harlem, has said that the rumors are true. Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown will all be starring in The Three Stooges Come To Harlem. The film which was directed by famed director,...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"

Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Jessica Simpson was out lying on the beach at Santa Monica taking in some rays when she was asked if the rumor about her getting back with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo were true. Jessica grinned and stuck her finger in...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Faces Ten Years In Prison For Taking Uncut Diamonds Out of South Africa

Naomi Campbell Faces Ten Years In Prison For Taking Uncut Diamonds Out of South Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Well it appears that the prima donna/diva who likes to brag about belittling, berating, and hitting her employees may find herself on the way to the "Big House" (Prison). Naomi "The Bitch From Hell" Campbell is finally getting a ta...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

It has been revealed today that a diamond as big as a golf ball has been found inside the London home of Naomi Campbell. It is believed to have been used to decorate a bath plug in a top secret bathroom used only by Naomi and very honoured guests, li...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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