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Rachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery

Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal has reportedly hired the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, Dr. Avrahim Schwarzgoy, to perform a race-reassignment operation on her. "She's always felt herself to be a black soul-sista trapped in a nerdy w...

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NAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!

Funny story: NAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!

Washington, DC - Disgraced NAACP leader, Rachel Dolezal, who was fired last month for being a secret whitey, didn't take long to get her life heading in a newish direction. It turns out that she quickly found an equally-minded friend in John Boehner,...

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Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

Funny story: Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

OVER THERE -- Sweden, a member in good standing of The League of White Supremacist Nations, has ordered its ornithologists (birdbrained experts) to rename fowl that have been given "foul names" by Swedish birdwatchers over the years. "The names ar...

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NAACP officially changes name

Funny story: NAACP officially changes name

Baltimore, MD. -- In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA. The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday,...

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White People File Class Action Suit against NAACP after Getting the Blues

Funny story: White People File Class Action Suit against NAACP after Getting the Blues

Memphis, TN - Clevis Porter Reems, a local attorney, has filed a Class Action suit against the NAACP on behalf of millions of White folks who have recently come down with the Blues. In the suit which was recently filed in Federal Court, Mr. Reems con...

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Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

Funny story: Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

New York NY: Two diverse lawsuits have been filed in federal district court against the National Football League (NFL). The separate lawsuits involve the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), r...

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Fox News, Tea Party Snookered by Own Stupidity

Funny story: Fox News, Tea Party Snookered by Own Stupidity

The first rule of chasing down a good news story is to get the facts, ALL of the facts, and then write a report that will get the attention of the listeners. Well, Andrew Breitbart, conservative publisher and big proponent of the Tea Party got the second part right anyway. Breitbart found himself the proud owner of a tape of a black female USDA official giving a speech to the local NAACP chapte...

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NAACP applauds white judge's decision

Funny story: NAACP applauds white judge's decision

Mayberry, Louisiana - The NAACP has issued a statement in which they have applauded the decision of white Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell for his denial of a marriage certificate to an interracial couple. They've been joined in their thanks to...

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Sarah Palin: NAACP Racist

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin was not a scheduled speaker at the NAACP Convention in New York City this week, but it didn't stop the beehive Republican rising star from making her point of view known outside of the gathering. "The "NAACP has an alarming...

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NAACP Agrees to Quota System for Inauguration Tickets:At Least 5% must Be Minority Whites!

Funny story: NAACP Agrees to Quota System for Inauguration Tickets:At Least 5% must Be Minority Whites!

Washington,DC/ Affirmative Action Times - In breakthrough negotiations with Church leaders and Congressional Peacemakers, the NAACP stuck a deal today to allow at least 5% of Inauguration goers to be "Fair Skinned Minority- Americans, a major concili...

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Barack Obama To Outlaw Hate Groups

Funny story: Barack Obama To Outlaw Hate Groups

At the urging of the NAACP and LULAC, President Elect Barack Obama has vowed to dedicate his presidency to the eradication of hate groups. Said Obama, "A hate group is any organization that promotes the agenda of one race or ethnic group over th...

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Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Funny story: Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Democratic Presidential candidate, Barrack Obama, speaking to the N.A.A.C.P., the largest and oldest civil rights organization in America, urged Blacks to continue living off of White Guilt.

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Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Funny story: Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the controversial former Pastor of Senator and Presidential candidate Barack Obama, attempted to defend his position in an address to the NAACP yesterday. He has been in the news lately for statements that AIDS was created...

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SNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest

Funny story: SNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest

New York, New York - Lorne Michaels finally ended speculation regarding who would be playing the role of presidential nominee, Barack Obama, on SNL this season, announcing that the part would go to the show's other regular impersonator of persons...

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New York City Bans the Word Nigger

Funny story: New York City Bans the Word Nigger

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...

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George Bush Brushes Off The NAACP

\=-President George W. Bush has admitted that he has a "practically nonexistent" relationship with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), citing as his reason that "Black Folks just seem to hate me" and has refused fo...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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