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Funny story:  "Two-Timing Ashton Kutcher Is No Alf Starling", Says Mystery Blonde

"Two-Timing Ashton Kutcher Is No Alf Starling", Says Mystery Blonde

England's 'Mystery Blonde' (40-22-36) has Twittered that Demi Moore's ex-toy boy, Ashton Kutcher, is nothing compared to famous Worthing Casanova, Alf Starling. "Before the war, my Alf used to play inside right for Tottenham Hotspur," claimed the...
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Funny story:  Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

What started out as a string of plausibly deniable accusations over an alcohol induced rendezvous between Ashton Kutcher and a young blonde from who-cares-where, has blossomed into a full bore media bonanza now that the youngster, Sara Leal has just...
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Funny story:  Hairy Biker Meets Mystery Blonde In Burger Joint - Stirs Long Dormant Hormones In Worthing

Hairy Biker Meets Mystery Blonde In Burger Joint - Stirs Long Dormant Hormones In Worthing

The appearance of a hairy biker straddling a Harley Davidson caused quite a stir in the sleepy seaside resort of Worthing this morning. Eye witnesses stated that the hairy biker parked his machine in the multi-storey car park, and then proceeded on f...
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Funny story:  Local Man Confused - First It Was The Mystery Blonde, Now It's The Mystery Black Bloke

Local Man Confused - First It Was The Mystery Blonde, Now It's The Mystery Black Bloke

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock found himself in a bit of a pickle, Sunday afternoon, as he surfed the interweb, looking for a suitable holiday destination for later in the year. It's no secret that Shuttlecock loves Italy, and prefers to visit cities, rather than resorts, his liking for architecture, museums, galleries, and pubs aplenty superceding any desire to loaf about like an arse on some b...
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Funny story:  Steward, Paul Schwing, believes Mystery Blonde is on his aeroplane (airplane) heading for Heathrow.

Steward, Paul Schwing, believes Mystery Blonde is on his aeroplane (airplane) heading for Heathrow.

Steward, Paul Schwing, emailed his partner George Snapalogupos, who works for a Greek Airline, just before Paul's British Airway's flight A069, left Buffalo Airport, New York,this evening, heading for Heathrow Airport, London, England. George imme...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde  heads back to England to meet up with Chicharito in Manchester

Mystery Blonde heads back to England to meet up with Chicharito in Manchester

Photographer and journalist Ivor Lenson was, yesterday, distraught at the the thought that he would be forced to abandon his 'mission' to discover the identity of the Mystery Blonde. Walking along the sidewalk towards the park in Niagara-on-the-La...
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Funny story:  Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

The rumour that Rebekah Brooks actually knows the identity of The Mystery Blonde is said to be just that, a rumour. Rebekah denies any knowledge of The Mystery Blonde although people are asking each other how Rebekah can be believed after all that...
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Funny story:  Manchester United's Chicharito has received a postcard from The Mystery Blonde

Manchester United's Chicharito has received a postcard from The Mystery Blonde

Chicharito admits to having received a postcard from Niagara Falls last week, signed "See you soon, MB". Having followed stories about the Mystery Blonde and knowing one sighting of her was in Niagara Falls, he came to the conclusion that MB o...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Shaken In Happy Slapping Incident At Sandwich British Open Golf Championship

Rihanna Shaken In Happy Slapping Incident At Sandwich British Open Golf Championship

US R&B icon, Rihanna of the red head, (No hair, just a red head - That's enough of that - Ed) was left shaken during a visit to Sandwich on a flying visit to take in a rather soggy British Open Golf Championship. Rihanna, who sang a song about...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde eludes John Smith of Scarborough, England.  Spotted at Niagara-on-the Lake, Ontario

Mystery Blonde eludes John Smith of Scarborough, England. Spotted at Niagara-on-the Lake, Ontario

Sadly, John Smith of Scarborough, England, had to return from his vacation slightly deflated. He'd hoped to get photographs of the Mystery Blonde, but was thwarted at every turn. He had no choice but to return to Pearson Airport, Toronto, to catc...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde eludes being photographed once more

Mystery Blonde eludes being photographed once more

John Smith, of Scarborough, England, had not quite finished his dessert in the revolving restaurant atop the Skylon Tower, overlooking the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara Falls, Canada, when he saw the Mystery Blonde stand to leave her table. He quickl...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde as elusive as ever in Niagara Falls, Canada

Mystery Blonde as elusive as ever in Niagara Falls, Canada

John Smith, of Scarborough, England, had not quite finished his dessert in the revolving restaurant atop the Skylon Tower, overlooking the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara Falls, Canada, when he saw the Mystery Blonde stand to leave her table. He had, e...
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Funny story:  John Smith continues to follow Mystery Blonde sighted at Niagara Falls in Ontario, Canada

John Smith continues to follow Mystery Blonde sighted at Niagara Falls in Ontario, Canada

John Smith, following his disappointing photographic shoot this afternoon in Niagara Falls, went out again tonight to try to find the Mystery Blonde and solve the mystery surrounding her. His photographs from this afternoon, when developed, had su...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde spotted in Ontario, Canada

Mystery Blonde spotted in Ontario, Canada

British Spoof Writer, vacationing in Ontario Canada, caught sight of who he believes to be the mystery blonde who appears to have captured the hearts of many British spoof writers. John Smith of Scarborough, England, said he was walking along the...
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Funny story:  Northampton Residents Up In Arms Over Mystery Blonde

Northampton Residents Up In Arms Over Mystery Blonde

The nationwide quest to get to the bottom of the mystery blonde conundrum has upset the people of Northampton. The woman has been sighted at various locations around the country, but Northamptoners are annoyed that she has not appeared in their to...
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Funny story:  Spoof Supremo Spotted At F1 Silverstone GP With Mystery Blonde

Spoof Supremo Spotted At F1 Silverstone GP With Mystery Blonde

In a tactical move which would put Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson to shame, Spoof supremo, head honcho, chief cook and bottle washer, Mike Lawson, was today spotted in the Northamptonshire countryside, with none other than...the legendary mystery bl...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde Spotted Lurking Behind Prince Harry And Bernie Ecclestone At Silverstone

Mystery Blonde Spotted Lurking Behind Prince Harry And Bernie Ecclestone At Silverstone

News leaking out of the sump informs that eagle eyed TV Grand Prix viewer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, fears that he's spotted the legendary mystery blonde, lurking behind Prince Harry and Bernie Ecclestone in a BBC TV interview. "There's loads...
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Funny story:  I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

A while back some guy in Japan wrote a story about a man who was picked at random to be famous for absolutely no reason. Just to be famous for existing on earth. And guess what happened to him? He was featured on bill boards, televison and radio a...
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