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Funny story: Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution. "We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "...
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Funny story: Some of our mummies not really 'dead' says British Museum

Some of our mummies not really 'dead' says British Museum

London - Various Gebelein pre-dynastic mummies, including the notorious West Nile 'Rancid Ginger' from 3400 BC, would not necessarily pass the rigor mortis test according to a British Museum report published today. Excavated in the 19th century by...
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Funny story: 50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

The author of mucky book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, EL James is said to be unhappy with the label of 'mummy porn' for her series of dirty books. The books are sweeping the nation as 'ladies' take a break from cooking and cleaning to read this abo...
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Funny story: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Nightclub, ESSEX: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy, as friends dress here up in a red towel, so no pictures can be taken of her. Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' left her children with 'Child Minders', as she sported a red towel at a Night Club with 'M...
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Funny story: Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies

Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies

GIZA, Egypt - Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a newly discov...
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Funny story: Princes Plan 'Chip off the Old Block' Memorial

Princes Plan 'Chip off the Old Block' Memorial

In a tell-all-that-suits interview with Hell No! manglezine, Princes William and Harry have agreed their planned memorial service will be 'just what Mummy would have done.'...
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Funny story: Mummy & Toddler (Sketch)

Mummy & Toddler (Sketch)

Mummy is in the living room, with her 2 (and a weeny bit) year old toddler.
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Funny story: Hoodies just want their mums!

Hoodies just want their mums!

The latest report published by the Institute of Womb Studies (IWS) suggests that hooded youths are more likely to come from backgrounds where motherly love was either not available or not sufficient.
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Funny story: The Mummy Actually DOES Return

The Mummy Actually DOES Return

The Mummy - Jim Hotep of Egypt - has returned. After a curse was put on Hotep which condemned him to wander around buildings, wear bandages and strangle people for three thousand years, he has decided to give it all up for a job as a librarian.
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Funny story: 'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

The mystery of how the pyramids were built has been claimed to be 'solved' by a French architect. However, his theories have now been categorically debunked by eye witnesses.
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