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Funny story: Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

GIZA, Egypt - [UPDATE 1] Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a ne...
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