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Funny story:  Man held for 'hugging'

Man held for 'hugging'

A man was arrested in connection with 11 huggings in York. The 65-year-old pensioner would allegedly target elderly women who were walking along the street alone. "I was desperately skint and I needed the money. But I don't like robbing or thie...
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Funny story:  Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!

Chicharito mugged by Two Extremist Hoodies!

Blackburn, UK, 14.05.2011: After yesterday's not so epic final chapter in the Premier League title in Blackburn, 1-1, and after the penalty most fans fell asleep, it seems a serious incident happened as Chicharito left the ground. Chicharito was o...
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Funny story:  Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Normally ordering two bagels a day on his morning trek to work, Norman Spelnik, Wall Street Banker, enjoyed a touch of pure luck or perhaps more accurately stated, a benefit of his own poor memory when a forgotten day-old bagel left in his upper ches...
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Funny story:  Local man stars in advert for local kebab shop following mugging

Local man stars in advert for local kebab shop following mugging

The battered face of formulaic local man, Eccles Burnstone, features in a new advert for a local fast food outlet. The 43 year-old was mugged by four people and also robbed of his freshly purchased kebab, the advert was an idea by Eccles himself,...
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Funny story:  Bernie Ecclestone mugged

Bernie Ecclestone mugged

Formula One Supremo and closet bondage aficionado, Berie Ecclestone, has been mugged outside his offices in London. Although jewellery and cash estimated to be about two hundred pounds in loose change was stolen, police believe this to be a cover for...
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Funny story:  Muggers to pay VAT on loot

Muggers to pay VAT on loot

Convicted muggers are to be charged VAT at the recommended retail price of the items that have been stolen during the offence, the government is set to announce. Under the plans mugging victims will be obliged to produce receipts for the stolen pr...
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Funny story:  Girl's Prosthetic Leg Kicks Mugger's Arse

Girl's Prosthetic Leg Kicks Mugger's Arse

Seventeen year old Amanda Punter was caught a bit off guard yesterday on her way to her normal school bus stop, when a mugger approached her and demanded her purse and computer bag. Amanda, a farm accident victim with the latest in prosthetic leg te...
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Funny story:  Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit

Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit

The crime occurred last week outside a grocery story in Park Slope, where the dog, Moxie, had been tied up for a short time by her owner while she shopped. When the owner came out of the store, she found a shivering, traumatized Moxie. The poor pooc...
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