Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars.
"Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who...
The pirates off East African shores have been a constant threat to safety on the high seas. Recently they ship-jack a arms laden boat and fled with the deadly cargo. That is until Navy veteran John McCain found out.
Right after abandoning his c...
Former Mozambique President Joaquim Chissano has learned that he has won a large cash prize, but he has refused to collect it, because he fears it may be a scam.
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