DENVER, COLORADO - In a special meeting of the Colorado General Assembly, lawmakers decided today to ban pot smokers from mountain climbing in Colorado while under the influence.
Despite Colorado's favorable marijuana law, lawmakers are concerned...
MILWAUKEE - The city of Milwaukee is famous for being the beer brewing capital of the United States.
And now Milwaukee can also boast that it is home to Adele Bunsenbaker who, at the age of 91, has just become the oldest individual to ever climb M...
MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history.
Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall.
He then noted...
Here I am again (oh no I hear you cry!) with the latest from my researches into the history of the Dorking Sentinels.
(For any readers who are not Dorking-bred, and are unaware of the tradition after which your newspaper is named, the Sentinels were originally guardians put in place to watch for the coming of the Danes. After Ethelfrith The Unsteady defeated the Norse King Wolfram...
Adolescence, as we all know, lies between childhood and adulthood. At this unique stage, the individual keeps gaining and losing his freedom. Before long, they all yield to the demands of the social system. During this horrible period terrible things may happen.
The 14-year old boy of this story, like his peers, was looking for adventures, so he decided to mountain climb alone.
When he reach...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
Trump Declares War on Canada for Burning White House in War of 1812
Trump Thinks He Already Met With Kim from Korea
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!