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Pot Smokers Banned from Mountain Climbing in Colorado

Funny story: Pot Smokers Banned from Mountain Climbing in Colorado

DENVER, COLORADO - In a special meeting of the Colorado General Assembly, lawmakers decided today to ban pot smokers from mountain climbing in Colorado while under the influence. Despite Colorado's favorable marijuana law, lawmakers are concerned...

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A 91-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Becomes The Oldest Person To Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro

Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Becomes The Oldest Person To Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro

MILWAUKEE - The city of Milwaukee is famous for being the beer brewing capital of the United States. And now Milwaukee can also boast that it is home to Adele Bunsenbaker who, at the age of 91, has just become the oldest individual to ever climb M...

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A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

Funny story: A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history. Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall. He then noted...

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The Dorking Sentinel: Letters To The Editor

Funny story: The Dorking Sentinel: Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, Here I am again (oh no I hear you cry!) with the latest from my researches into the history of the Dorking Sentinels. (For any readers who are not Dorking-bred, and are unaware of the tradition after which your newspaper is named, the Sentinels were originally guardians put in place to watch for the coming of the Danes. After Ethelfrith The Unsteady defeated the Norse King Wolfram...

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The Pebble with a Red Streak, Part I

Funny story: The Pebble with a Red Streak, Part I

Adolescence, as we all know, lies between childhood and adulthood. At this unique stage, the individual keeps gaining and losing his freedom. Before long, they all yield to the demands of the social system. During this horrible period terrible things may happen. The 14-year old boy of this story, like his peers, was looking for adventures, so he decided to mountain climb alone. When he reach...

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