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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Becomes The Oldest Person To Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro

A 91-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Becomes The Oldest Person To Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro

MILWAUKEE - The city of Milwaukee is famous for being the beer brewing capital of the United States. And now Milwaukee can also boast that it is home to Adele Bunsenbaker who, at the age of 91, has just become the oldest individual to ever climb M...
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Funny story: A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history. Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall. He then noted...
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Funny story: Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Mount Snowden is to be fenced off for two years in a secure sanctuary while attempts are made to stop it leaking. It will be allowed to remain in its own territory - undisturbed by visitors. Earlier this year the notorious Welsh mountain started t...
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Funny story: Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable

Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable

Rupert Mountcock is one of the most famous mountaineers in the world. He has climbed the highest points on every continent, from Mont Blanc to Mount Fudgemore. He is also a gay. Mountcock says that his flamboyance helps him to climb. He says, "I w...
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Funny story: Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Apple Computers have revealed that Mountain Lion downloads have topped three million in the first week. "I didn't realise that there were that many mountain lions in the world," said head of development, Ellie James. "When I last checked there we...
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Funny story: Dutch Mountaineer To Tackle Pendle Hill

Dutch Mountaineer To Tackle Pendle Hill

Dutch mountaineer, Johann Van Der Gritt today announced that he would be leading a Dutch expedition in a quest to scale Pendle Hill in Lancashire, UK. Van Der Gritt stated that Pendle Hill - famous the world over for the Pendle Witch trials at Lan...
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Funny story: West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee & Arkansas Outlaw Brother/Sister Marriages

West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee & Arkansas Outlaw Brother/Sister Marriages

While gay people cannot marry in any of these states, all four have been allowing marriages within their own families, a tradition handed down from when there WERE no other people around within 50 miles to marry. "We thought it over and since we c...
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Funny story: Twat who fell off mountain says "Fuck"

Twat who fell off mountain says "Fuck"

One moment adventurer Ben De Buses was standing on top of some mountain ogling at the world below and having a friend take his photograph on an iPhone to be uploaded to the Internet. The next moment, he was falling thousands of feet into a chasm.
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Funny story: Asian "E-waste mountains" will soon be higher than Everest: Climbers can't wait!

Asian "E-waste mountains" will soon be higher than Everest: Climbers can't wait!

Himalayan peak, Everest, is about to lose it's record of being the highest mountain in the world and Everest climbers are turning their attentions to the latest challenges, E-Mountains! Growing rapidly in India, China and other Asian countries the...
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Funny story: Cockups win on Mount Buggery

Cockups win on Mount Buggery

Controversy has marred the annual Silly Town Names competition, held on top of Mount Buggery in Victoria, Australia. The judges' decision to award the 2009 title to a joint bid from Big and Little Cockup resulted in appeals from a number of other tow...
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Funny story: Kilimanjaro To Vanish In Next 20 Years

Kilimanjaro To Vanish In Next 20 Years

The snows capping Kilimanjaro, Africa's tallest peak, are shrinking far more rapidly than ever before, and could vanish altogether in the next 20 years, says a US study. There was worse news, however, when it was also claimed that Kilimanjaro, its...
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Funny story: British Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia

British Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia

A small group of British chidren wended their cautious way along the path to the peak of Mount Snowdon, shepherded by a party of mountain leaders, teachers and welfare specialists. Tommy (12), the designated leader of the junior group, was entrust...
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Funny story: David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph

David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph

Nine celebrities who have been climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in aid of Comic Relief, reached the summit as dawn broke this morning - only to find has-been wannabe celebrity, David Van Day, waiting for them with champagne. Nearly £1.4 million has been...
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Funny story: Whitby to Climb Mount Wobbly

Whitby to Climb Mount Wobbly

Regina - World famous mountaineer Sir Reginald Whitby plans to add Saskatchewan's Mount Wobbly to his list of summit achievements including Everest, Anapurnal, Mount Kilimanjaro and Mont Blanc, which is also a pen. Mount Wobbly at three metres is...
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Funny story: Rockall not Volcanic in Origin Shock.

Rockall not Volcanic in Origin Shock.

The population of Rockall, that magical North Atlantic island beloved by shipping weather forecast addicts the world over, was today astounded by new scientific evidence that their home's geological origins were not formed from volcanic granite quart...
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Funny story: Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Top TV Survivalist Grizzly Rotisserie was rushed to Homerton Hospital, Hackney in the early hours of this morning after being found slumped in a Well Street shop doorway suffering from malnutrition, dehydration, delerium, and chapped lips. Rotisss...
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Funny story: The Life of Brain

The Life of Brain

A HIDDEN HOARD OF MILLIONS of sex slaves is being unearthed by police potholing beneath the Pennines.
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Funny story: Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Many a climber and walker over the years have struggled up Scafell Pike in the Lake District to "bag" England's highest Peak at 978m. Well the unfortunate news is that nearby Scafell has now been measured and confirmed as the ho...
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