CUCAMONGA, California - The director of the Cucamonga Chapter of The Hells Angels motorcycle club, Clyde "Vroom-Vroom" Stefenko, has informed the news media that his group will be leaving Cucamonga and relocating to Denver, Colorado.
VENICE BEACH - In a move that took the Mitt Romney political campaign team by surprise, the national chapter of The Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang has stated that they will all be voting for President Obama.
Hells Angels spokesperson Rufus "Spokes"...
Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.
HUZZAH - Casting Jimmy Smitt's real-life wife Wanda De Jesus (pictured). Ladies and gentlemen, that picture was taken when Ms. De Jesus was 54. YUM! And, yes, @nicole, I know she looks like my mother. Like that doesn't creep me out.
HUZZAH- Harold Perrineau, one of my top-5 favorite actors ever (wheelchair guy...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Southern California the land of earthquakes, mudslides, The Dodgers, Santa Ana Winds, wildfires, smog, the Lakers, wine, Miley Cyrus, and sprayed on tans has added another notch to its Gucci belt.
The Los(t) Angeles Watchdog Witn...
Following the lead of San Francisco, San Jose has banned the use of plastic bags leaving
many kinky sex practitioners and pet owners puzzled as they try to deal with their own 'hang ups" and "personal shit."
"It's a F***g nightmare," said Joe...
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