London - Israel's top London-based spook has offered his services to smoke Julian Assange from his spider hole in Ecuador's Knightsbridge embassy.
"You wanna have him taken care of, right?" is how Brigadier Shlomo Falaffel put it to Foreign Secret...
London - The atmosphere in Rome is said to be 'psychotic' as the discovery of a demonic throne on Mars this week has sent shockwaves through the Vatican.
Experts say the Martian carving appears to be a much bigger copy of the Fauteuil du Diable -...
NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city.
In an action that seemed suspic...
Norfolk/Suffolk Border - (Boy Oh Boy): Rumors of a Mad Vlad caveat "...because we always outsource to Mossad, heheh!" have done little to dent Julian Assange's mood.
Persistent reports that the whistleblower was thrown out of the KGB 'by Putin him...
London - (Aldrich Ames Mess): The spotlight is on a UK-based KGB passport forgery gang suspected of issuing fake IDs to a Mossad hit squad behind the Dubai assassination of Hanmas operative Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.
The shadowy counterfeitters are belie...
London - (Torquemada): A routine electronic sweep at famous defamation lawyers Finkleshyster & Chutzpah's London office has uncovered an Aladdin's Cave of bugging equipment bearing all the classic hallmarks of a paranoid Vatican snoop.
Earlier...
Yellow Sea - (Blitzkreig): Members of a Mossad hit squad that took care of some nasty Hamas business in Dubai earlier this year may be involved in today's incident in the Yellow Sea.
A South Korean 1,200-tonne corvette The Cheonan took a massive t...
London - (Oy Vey! Mess): "I was only following the Boss's orders!" disgraced Mossad operative Yuri Finkleshyster said today.
The Israeli Embassy gofer has been accused of forging 12 UK passports in the Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh's Dubai death...
Tel Aviv - (Tell Him Anything You Like!): Mossad high command has blamed Peter Mandelson's fetid IRA birth mother, a resident in the Persian Gulf, for the Dubai hit on a Hamas commander wanted for, er, something.
Svetlana Khrushchev, 70, spawned t...
Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly wants to know how British Passports were used in the murder in Dubai last month of a top Hamas member. Al Mahmud a founder of Hamas was found dead in his hotel room on January 20th this year.
L...
London - (Woolly-Bully): The Dubai passports and assassination row escalated today with Israel's top Mossad tough guy making a formal complaint about the UK National Bullying Helpline.
"We seriously considered all their tips," he commented.
"Vi...
Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace.
The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends...
Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...
Under furious attack for their Hoax about Global Warming, Al Gore, Mr. Green, and UN Climate Control Guru Rajendra Pachauri flew into Dubai and held a joint press conference in an attempt to regain their credibility. The pair claimed "Global Warming...
Interpol were tonight hunting a Gang of International assasins led by one Mark Lowton (surely an alias?) after Mossad swore an oath whilst promising Scouts honour that they'd absolutely nothing to do with the apparent murder of a high ranking Hamas o...
Following global speculation that the Dubai hit on a Hamas leader was carried out by Mossad, the highly secret Israeli secret service organisation, we decided to look into the incident in the public interest by consulting with the only Mossad contact...
London - (Conspiracy Mess): London police are probing the death of a Saudi prince's aide at the Marylebone-based Landmark Hotel just days after a Mossad hit-squad was blamed for the Dubai killing of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.
So far no sh...
London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today.
A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...