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Funny story: Mossad truth serum fracking exercise scheduled under Occupied Territories

Mossad truth serum fracking exercise scheduled under Occupied Territories

Tel Aviv - The hydraulic fracturing of rocky deposits close to the 1949 Armistice 'Green Line' using pressurized liquid truth serums is under consideration by Israel's secret service according to reports out today. Months of satellite imagery int...
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Funny story: Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mumbai - Banned on Vladimir Putin's orders from meddling - uh...contributing! - in an investigation into the sudden, unexplained destruction of Russia's flagship submarine the Kursk in August 2000 Mossad's forensic naval intelligence team has arrived...
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Funny story: Mossad agents mingle with Z-Lister celebs at Frankie-the-Argie's coronation in Rome

Mossad agents mingle with Z-Lister celebs at Frankie-the-Argie's coronation in Rome

Rome - Undercover Israeli secret service agents will be present incognito among Tuesday's inauguration guests after the new Pope tested DNA positive as one of Nazi scoundrel Joachim von Ribbentrop's brats. Their operation comes amid NATO reports t...
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Funny story: Mossad offers to help out in Assange debacle

Mossad offers to help out in Assange debacle

London - Israel's top London-based spook has offered his services to smoke Julian Assange from his spider hole in Ecuador's Knightsbridge embassy. "You wanna have him taken care of, right?" is how Brigadier Shlomo Falaffel put it to Foreign Secret...
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Funny story: Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

London - The atmosphere in Rome is said to be 'psychotic' as the discovery of a demonic throne on Mars this week has sent shockwaves through the Vatican. Experts say the Martian carving appears to be a much bigger copy of the Fauteuil du Diable -...
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Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg Saves NYC From Egyptian Demonstrator Melee

Mayor Bloomberg Saves NYC From Egyptian Demonstrator Melee

NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city. In an action that seemed suspic...
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Funny story: Assange buoyant as Putin vows "We do not rub out traitors..."

Assange buoyant as Putin vows "We do not rub out traitors..."

Norfolk/Suffolk Border - (Boy Oh Boy): Rumors of a Mad Vlad caveat "...because we always outsource to Mossad, heheh!" have done little to dent Julian Assange's mood. Persistent reports that the whistleblower was thrown out of the KGB 'by Putin him...
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Funny story: Mossad Dubai hit squad passport forgers implicated in USA's Russian spy ring

Mossad Dubai hit squad passport forgers implicated in USA's Russian spy ring

London - (Aldrich Ames Mess): The spotlight is on a UK-based KGB passport forgery gang suspected of issuing fake IDs to a Mossad hit squad behind the Dubai assassination of Hanmas operative Mahmoud al-Mabhouh. The shadowy counterfeitters are belie...
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Funny story: Pope hires Mossad to bug arrest bid UK attorneys

Pope hires Mossad to bug arrest bid UK attorneys

London - (Torquemada): A routine electronic sweep at famous defamation lawyers Finkleshyster & Chutzpah's London office has uncovered an Aladdin's Cave of bugging equipment bearing all the classic hallmarks of a paranoid Vatican snoop. Earlier...
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Funny story: Mossad gang 'with Somali pirate passports' suspected in Cheonan hit

Mossad gang 'with Somali pirate passports' suspected in Cheonan hit

Yellow Sea - (Blitzkreig): Members of a Mossad hit squad that took care of some nasty Hamas business in Dubai earlier this year may be involved in today's incident in the Yellow Sea. A South Korean 1,200-tonne corvette The Cheonan took a massive t...
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Funny story: Expelled Mossad agent 'was working for Mohammed Al Fayed'

Expelled Mossad agent 'was working for Mohammed Al Fayed'

London - (Oy Vey! Mess): "I was only following the Boss's orders!" disgraced Mossad operative Yuri Finkleshyster said today. The Israeli Embassy gofer has been accused of forging 12 UK passports in the Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh's Dubai death...
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Funny story: Mossad blames Peter Mandelson's birth mother for Dubai hit

Mossad blames Peter Mandelson's birth mother for Dubai hit

Tel Aviv - (Tell Him Anything You Like!): Mossad high command has blamed Peter Mandelson's fetid IRA birth mother, a resident in the Persian Gulf, for the Dubai hit on a Hamas commander wanted for, er, something. Svetlana Khrushchev, 70, spawned t...
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Funny story: Irishman wants to know how British passports were used in Mossad Murder

Irishman wants to know how British passports were used in Mossad Murder

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly wants to know how British Passports were used in the murder in Dubai last month of a top Hamas member. Al Mahmud a founder of Hamas was found dead in his hotel room on January 20th this year. L...
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Funny story: Mossad chief calls UK National Bullying Helpline tips 'disappointing'

Mossad chief calls UK National Bullying Helpline tips 'disappointing'

London - (Woolly-Bully): The Dubai passports and assassination row escalated today with Israel's top Mossad tough guy making a formal complaint about the UK National Bullying Helpline. "We seriously considered all their tips," he commented. "Vi...
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Funny story: Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace. The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends...
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Funny story: Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...
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Funny story: Gore and Climate Change Guru Pachauri Blame Global Warming on Hamas Leaders Mysterious Death in Dubai!

Gore and Climate Change Guru Pachauri Blame Global Warming on Hamas Leaders Mysterious Death in Dubai!

Under furious attack for their Hoax about Global Warming, Al Gore, Mr. Green,  and UN Climate Control Guru Rajendra Pachauri flew into Dubai and held a joint press conference in an attempt to regain their credibility. The pair claimed "Global Warming...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers in Mossad Mix Up!

Spoof Writers in Mossad Mix Up!

Interpol were tonight hunting a Gang of International assasins led by one Mark Lowton (surely an alias?) after Mossad swore an oath whilst promising Scouts honour that they'd absolutely nothing to do with the apparent murder of a high ranking Hamas o...
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