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Funny story: Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Chief editor of a Kremlin-controlled Russian TV news network, Igor Memkov, spent Saturday afternoon sticking his fingers in his ears and ignoring events in the real world according to local sources. Russia's recent actions have been called into q...
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Funny story: KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...
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Funny story: Giant designer suitcase in Moscow's Red Square 'probably stuffed with dead MI6 cryptographers'

Giant designer suitcase in Moscow's Red Square 'probably stuffed with dead MI6 cryptographers'

Moscow - The sudden, unexpected appearance of the huge 'art installation' has sparked terror among KGB bosses after an anonymous Muscovite wag scrawled RIP Gareth Williams in bold Cyrillic script all over the scarlet Louis Vuitton portmanteau. Dec...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman told SCM's Hercules Confetti that...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Buys Edward Snowden a House

Vladimir Putin Buys Edward Snowden a House

MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin is extremely happy with the job that Edward Snowden is doing as the government's director of computers. President Putin has stated that Snowden has already show...
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Funny story: Vlad and Barrie mano a mano

Vlad and Barrie mano a mano

I know this is very hard to believe, and I'm expecting tweets on it as to my credibility, but I will trust in the evidence. I had just departed from Mr. Putin (or Vlad as I got to calling him), and was exiting Club Formulation. By then evening was starting, bar stools jamming somewhat with people sideways and hands raised over the bars for drinks, girls at the poles, you know the scene. Rig...
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Funny story: Snowden Now Advising Russia's FSO at Club Formulation

Snowden Now Advising Russia's FSO at Club Formulation

The Guard Dog has just learned that additional to his conference with Amnesty International requesting asylum in Russia Edward Snowden is now advisor to Russia's Federal Guard Service (FSO). As cover, Mr. Snowden has adopted a new disguise as fema...
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Funny story: The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen. Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books. Miss Pavlovsky has just complet...
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Funny story: Moscow Mix Up Disaster

Moscow Mix Up Disaster

Crossed wires were being officially blamed today for the Russian refusal to bail out Britain's ailing economy. Somehow the request for help was lost in translation and a special delivery of Moscow weather was sent instead of money. George Osbor...
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Funny story: In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...
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Funny story: Pussy Riot in Jail - Fans Say Free Pussy!

Pussy Riot in Jail - Fans Say Free Pussy!

Moscow - A judge today handed down stiff prison sentences of two years on Friday afternoon for three young women who staged a protest against Vladimir V. Putin in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior last February. They were jailed for hooliganism char...
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Funny story: Body of Rasputin discovered

Body of Rasputin discovered

The body of the infamous monk, preacher, Bay City Roller and adviser to the royalty of Imperial Russia, has been found by archaeologists, it was announced today. The remains of the so-called "Mad Monk", famed for his role as counsel to the Tsarin...
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Funny story: Moscow Plans Bomb-Proof Public Toilets

Moscow Plans Bomb-Proof Public Toilets

Moscow authorities are to install public lavatories that can withstand a terrorist bomb blast. The move follows a spate of Islamist terrorist attacks on the Russian capital in recent years. And in a city where winter temperatures can fall to we...
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Funny story: Russia to hang up Iron Curtain again after Moscow airport attacks!

Russia to hang up Iron Curtain again after Moscow airport attacks!

Russia is paying an expensive price after the devolution of its ruthless "Iron Curtain" empire. After being forced into giving independence to most of its satellite states and leaving them in the lurch, many terrorist groups in such countries are...
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Funny story: Tit for Tat in Moscow

Tit for Tat in Moscow

President Putin has warned Britain that expelling alleged Russian spy Ekatrina Zatuliveter would bring a tat for her tits. The sexy research assistant of Liberal Democrat M.P. Vladimir Hardcock has been sending the latest inside news on the in-fig...
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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): The President's chief of stuff is to fulfill a long-held ambition to run for mayor in his home town of Moscow. The move comes amid a sudden vacancy following today's sacking of Yuri Luzhkov by Russian President Dim...
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Funny story: Super Spoofer, Earl Grey, dives for cover as terrorists attack Moscow!

Super Spoofer, Earl Grey, dives for cover as terrorists attack Moscow!

The Spoof's main man in Moscow, fine English gentleman, distant relative of Kim Philby (but not Gay) and loves a cuppa, Earl Grey, had to dive for cover in Moscow after terrorists attempted to blow the decrepid underground into oblivion today. Sui...
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Funny story: Moscow suicide booby bombers: Mossad suspected

Moscow suicide booby bombers: Mossad suspected

Moscow - (Booby Traps): Mossad's Dubai hit squad is suspected of being behind the specialist Thought Police brainwashing division that trained today's Moscow Metro terror attackers. Two heavily burkhaed 'Jihad Janes' were caught on CCTV seconds be...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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