DETROIT, MI - Her lawn was mowed. Her bills were paid. Her mail was collected every day.
But the lady of the house never went out or answered her door.
She couldn't: she was dead.
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Her remains were found, neatly...
Officials in Cheyenne, Wyoming, and its surrounding area say they are astounded that there are so many federally licensed gun dealers in their cities and even in very small communities.
For instance, many private homes are licensed dealerships, as...
TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...
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