Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men.
"It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...
It all seems to be going a bit bonkers in Turin, home of the Shroud, Juventus, Torino, Fiat and Silvio Berlusconi.
Or was that Milan?
Anyway, there's been a right bit of argy-bargy between the Illuminati - the enlightened ones who really rule t...
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