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Funny story:  Chevron opens Moon regional HQ

Chevron opens Moon regional HQ

Pennsylvania - Newly acquired lunar oil field rights mean the San Ramon-based super major needs a new regional headquarters office campus a Chevron source said today. And next month the company will be starting up its newbuild-in-the-sky according...
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Funny story:  Mona Lisa spliff crop circle appears on face of the Moon

Mona Lisa spliff crop circle appears on face of the Moon

Washington - International Space Station crop circle etchers behind a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge, Wiltshire depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe appear to have struck again tonight. Their antics were widely reported in 2011 by QM-News...
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Funny story:  Hot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon

Hot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon

POCATELLO, Idaho - Dontavian "Buzz" Buttonbocker, 53, says that ever since he was in grade school he has always been fascinated with hot air balloons. The Pocatello native actually built his first hot air balloon at the age of 9. He said that it w...
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Funny story:  Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt

Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt

London-The Neil Armstrong Fan Club (NAFC) and the Official MJ Fan Club (OMJFC) are raising funds to send a part of their members to the moon and make an attempt at the world record 'moon walking on the moon'. They have calculated to need about £1...
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Funny story:  Elderly couple blow life savings on Moon rock

Elderly couple blow life savings on Moon rock

An elderly Saddleworth couple were counting the cost of an investment that went badly wrong for them. Eric Stoat (84) and his wife Doris (87) had seen an advertisement on the Internet for a company that was selling acres of the Moon to individual inv...
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Funny story:  Melton Mowbray To Sue The World

Melton Mowbray To Sue The World

The small Leicestershire town of Melton Mowbray issued a high court injunction "against the rest of the world", earlier today. The writ, believed to be a bid to downplay the often quoted concept that The Moon is made of cheese. In a statem...
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Funny story:  Satnav error led driver to Moon

Satnav error led driver to Moon

Ernie Fudge, 67, got more lost than he could ever have expected today, when an inexplicable error in his car's satellite navigation system led him to drive his Mini to the Moon. A NASA spacecraft is being readied to rescue him. Mr Fudge, of Dorkin...
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Funny story:  Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Houston, TX-- A horrific flare from the moon is expected to hit the earth later tonight. The blast is actually courtesy of the sun, which has been plagued by solar eruptions every day since January. The sun's light then bounces off the moon, causin...
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Funny story:  NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

Pasadena, California - Rogue herbal activities aboard the International Space Station were widely blamed last year for creating Earth's crop circles - including the infamous ganja pipe smoking alien at Alton Barnes in Wiltshire. Today that theory...
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Funny story:  Dark Side Of Moon Visible Later This Month

Dark Side Of Moon Visible Later This Month

New York, NY-- Sky-watchers will have a very rare treat later this month when the moon shows its other face to Earth. The familiar 'man in the moon' will be gone, but only for a day. The dark side of the moon will shine instead, revealing its alie...
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Funny story:  Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

HARFOLD, Vt. - Several students at Harfold State College reacted in anger at the news released this week by NASA that there could never be volcanoes on the Moon. "Who gives a shit?" asked Philip Alders, a junior majoring in automotive history. "It...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich to demolish Old Testament cemetery to make way for US moon base

Newt Gingrich to demolish Old Testament cemetery to make way for US moon base

Washington - The lunar mausoleum is said to contain the remains of Old Testament stalwarts like the Prophet Elijah, renowned for his ascent into heaven in a flaming chariot. Now its very existence is coming under threat as GOP White House wannabe...
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Funny story:  How The Moon Landings Were Faked

How The Moon Landings Were Faked

Many a curious Earthling has gazed up at the Moon at night and pondered, "just how did the American government manage to fake those landings on the Moon?". As a recent book by "astronaut" Buzz Aldrin reveals, there were considerable obstacles to overcome. But for those of you of a weak disposition, prepare to be shocked. This conspiracy is even bigger than you could have imagined. "The main pro...
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Funny story:  China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

Beijing -- China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. "It's no secret that our count...
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Funny story:  NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.- Although President Obama insists that trying to land on an asteroid would be much more interesting, NASA is pushing ahead with its plans to revisit an old friend: the moon. Like a tipsy uncle at a family gathering, NASA is con...
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Funny story:  Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

HARFOLD, Vt.--This week, an asteroid 1,300 feet in diameter will pass between Earth and the moon. Traveling at about 30,000 miles per hour and 200,000 above Earth, the normal, everyday person will be none the wiser. For those, however, with depth...
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Funny story:  Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

NASA waited until today to tell us that on Tuesday evening a gigantic asteroid is going to crash into the moon and send the moon crashing full speed into Earth. Today a senior US military official said that Iran is "the biggest threat to the United S...
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Funny story:  Pink Floyd To Perform 'The Dark Side Of The Moon' On The Dark Side Of The Moon

Pink Floyd To Perform 'The Dark Side Of The Moon' On The Dark Side Of The Moon

A surreal concert with Pink Floyd will take place on the dark side of the moon this Halloween. The legendary rock band will play their 1973 album 'Dark Side Of The Moon' in its entirety. It is a free concert--to anyone who can get there. "The di...
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