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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

TORONTO - The mother of Justin Bieber says that thanks to her heartless, irresponsible, and ditsy son she has aged 10 years in the past 10 months. Pattie Mallette told a reporter for a local newspaper that she has no idea what in the world happene...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of Justin Bieber who did not want his name mentioned has commented that Justin told him that he has no idea what the hell is going on with him. Bieber confided to the friend that he is one hell of a mess and he feels tha...
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Funny story:  Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic

Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic

BEVERLY HILLS - Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallettte, traveled from her home in Canada to Beverly Hills to visit one of the nation's best stress doctors. Ms. Mallette told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that her son Justy has literall...
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Funny story:  Miley Recalls Getting Slapped

Miley Recalls Getting Slapped

When Miley Cyrus was about nine she was so busy she had forgotten all about Halloween and found that she had no costume. So her Mom, Tish, got out her own clothes and told her to go as her Mom. She said her mom had waited up late. "Daddy was alway...
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Funny story:  The Best Letter from Mom Contest

The Best Letter from Mom Contest

Boston, MA - The Boston Tribune's randomly chosen entry into The Best Letter from Mom While You Were at Camp Contest appears below. This week's entry was submitted by Debbie Jones of Dover, MA. Dear Debbie, Dad and I (and the admin that I suspect is Dad's new mistress) are so happy to hear that your summer "job" at the Big Game Reserve in South Africa is going well (especially since Dad and...
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Funny story:  Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
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Funny story:  Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery

Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery

OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents. Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies. The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Vo...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's Mom Devastated At What Her Son Has Turned Into

Justin Bieber's Mom Devastated At What Her Son Has Turned Into

BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Justin Bieber's mother Patti Lynn "Dimples" Mallette disclose that they fear that she could end up at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic along with Lindsay Lohan, and Denise Mueller. Ms. Mallette, who is a ver...
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Funny story:  Arizona Decides To Ban Soccer

Arizona Decides To Ban Soccer

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has met with officials representing the various professional and amateur teams in the state regarding an important sports-related health issue that has come up. A group calling itself Soccer Moms From The Blue...
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Funny story:  The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right? Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...
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Funny story:  Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at. More than nine out of 10 b...
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Funny story:  The Hockey Mom Christmas Song

The Hockey Mom Christmas Song

Another tribute to hockey moms and dads, ice ponds, flood lights and kids that refuse to come in from the cold until they are forced to. You just have to love this time of year... snow on the pines, crisp air, goofy knitted hats. That, or just move your butt down to Florida and stop complaining. Seriously though... Merry Christmas! Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" (Chestnuts r...
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Funny story:  Stop Or My Mom Will Nag!

Stop Or My Mom Will Nag!

Since the beginning of time, there has been conflict and war, and so it will be until the end of time. The only thing that changes is the weaponry. We were once angry cavemen throwing rocks and hand-crafted spears at one another, until we stepped up and created the fierce and deadly bow and arrow, flinging it at each other's heads with poison on the tips. Then, some curious warrior came across a s...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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