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Funny story: UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...
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Funny story: ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

A TV Producer has come under worldwide scrutiny after admitting today that the missing Malaysian Airliner was part of a viral marketing campaign for a new season of Lost. "We had no idea it would go this far," an inside source said. "At first...
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Funny story: Obama allows Malaysians to look for Missing Plane in Twilight Zone and Area 51

Obama allows Malaysians to look for Missing Plane in Twilight Zone and Area 51

Rod Serling's heirs have opened up the Twilight Zone and Area 51 at the request of President Obama to look for the missing Boeing 777, a White House representative told our reporter today. An unofficial source said that they had found several planes...
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Funny story: Florida Man Offers $20,000 Reward In Search For Wife

Florida Man Offers $20,000 Reward In Search For Wife

More than a week ago, a 40-year-old woman with a wide girth and a moustache vanished in Florida. Authorities hope and believe she is still alive, and are offering a $20,000 reward for her return. They believe she may just be 'finding herself'.
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Funny story: New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...
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Funny story: Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Jane Goodall, the primatologist celebrated for her meticulous studies of chimps in the wild has stated that she wants people to know before something could happen to her. "I know what happened to the leading male scientists and best brains of the...
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Funny story: Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...
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Funny story: She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

CALABASAS, Az. - Katherine Jackson, mother to the deceased King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is back home after having gone missing. Police were working day and night to find the 82-year-old. "Is it scary?" asked Paris Jackson, daughter to Michael. "S...
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Funny story: Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend. Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...
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Funny story: The Lady Vanishes

The Lady Vanishes

French police today appealed to Scotland Yard for urgent assistance, following reports that a Calais woman has apparently vanished without trace. Mariette LaVache was last seen berating neighbours and howling at the moon in her native Calais, but...
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Funny story: Susan Powell scandal proves to have too many names for old folks to follow

Susan Powell scandal proves to have too many names for old folks to follow

HARFOLD, Vermont--At Harfold Health and Rehab Center, the elderly inhabitants enjoy a good scandal like anybody. But just as many senior citizens don't care for books and movies with a multitude of characters, it seems they need a scandal with very f...
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Funny story: Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...
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Funny story: Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

A man missing from Sussex for over 6 months has finally been found, exactly where he went missing. The 20 year old, who has changed his name by deed poll to Giggs Rooney since disappearing, has been found alive and well at home in Chichester after...
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Funny story: Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics? Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie. When asked about this rumour, Sl...
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Funny story: Ambrose Bierce Found Under Boy's Bed

Ambrose Bierce Found Under Boy's Bed

Ambrose Bierce, the American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist and satirist who disappeared in Mexico in 1913, has been found alive and well under a boy's bed in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire. Bierce, now 168, was a little wor...
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Funny story: Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Nasty thieves in Kent, UK, have stolen a snowman from under the nose of it's owner as she was sweeping the snow in her front garden the thieves jumped over the garden fence and whipped the snowman, with a carrot as his nose, away. The irate woman...
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Funny story: Teenagers Found on Island

Teenagers Found on Island

Starving teenagers have been found on a small island off the coast of New Zealand where they were wrecked in a gale. They had been living on coconuts for many days and were slowly starving. 'This is just what we need' declared Prince Philip from t...
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Funny story: Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

A search party was despatched late last night for the TV celebrity Nick Knowles. The DIY SOS star has not been seen on television for over two days, prompting fans and TV execs alike, to assume something must be wrong. Ever present with his rou...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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