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Funny story:  Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Epsom woman's wheelie-bin goes missing

Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend. Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...
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Funny story:  The Lady Vanishes

The Lady Vanishes

French police today appealed to Scotland Yard for urgent assistance, following reports that a Calais woman has apparently vanished without trace. Mariette LaVache was last seen berating neighbours and howling at the moon in her native Calais, but...
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Funny story:  Susan Powell scandal proves to have too many names for old folks to follow

Susan Powell scandal proves to have too many names for old folks to follow

HARFOLD, Vermont--At Harfold Health and Rehab Center, the elderly inhabitants enjoy a good scandal like anybody. But just as many senior citizens don't care for books and movies with a multitude of characters, it seems they need a scandal with very f...
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Funny story:  Video May Hold  Clues to Star's Disappearance

Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...
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Funny story:  Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

A man missing from Sussex for over 6 months has finally been found, exactly where he went missing. The 20 year old, who has changed his name by deed poll to Giggs Rooney since disappearing, has been found alive and well at home in Chichester after...
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Funny story:  Ikea - Centre  of New Police Missing Person's Strategy

Ikea - Centre of New Police Missing Person's Strategy

Missing Persons on Increase - The Missing Persons Unit of the Metropolitain police announced today that a new strategy is to be devised in the search for missing persons in Great Britain. The rate that people have been going missing has increased...
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Funny story:  Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone?  Oh where, oh where can he be?

Oh where, oh where has dear Arnie gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?

Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics? Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie. When asked about this rumour, Sl...
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Funny story:  Ambrose Bierce Found Under Boy's Bed

Ambrose Bierce Found Under Boy's Bed

Ambrose Bierce, the American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist and satirist who disappeared in Mexico in 1913, has been found alive and well under a boy's bed in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire. Bierce, now 168, was a little wor...
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Funny story:  Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Nasty thieves in Kent, UK, have stolen a snowman from under the nose of it's owner as she was sweeping the snow in her front garden the thieves jumped over the garden fence and whipped the snowman, with a carrot as his nose, away. The irate woman...
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Funny story:  Teenagers Found on Island

Teenagers Found on Island

Starving teenagers have been found on a small island off the coast of New Zealand where they were wrecked in a gale. They had been living on coconuts for many days and were slowly starving. 'This is just what we need' declared Prince Philip from t...
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Funny story:  Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

A search party was despatched late last night for the TV celebrity Nick Knowles. The DIY SOS star has not been seen on television for over two days, prompting fans and TV execs alike, to assume something must be wrong. Ever present with his rou...
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Funny story:  Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Every now and then, Dan Polinsky pulled out the old photo wondering where his long lost daughter had gone. He would fondly reminisce of the one photo left of him cradling her aged 12 years old. He was too drunk then to remember the moment and too...
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Funny story:  Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

Have you seen this man? He is wanted for his dinner. His name is John and he lives at number 43, Hollow Oaks. He answers to the name 'John' or 'Dave' or 'Speccy Bob'. In fact he'll answer to any name so long as you shout it loud enough. John is a librarian by day, but by night he dons his top hat, coat and tails and dances through the streets, whistling and twirling to all those old ti...
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Funny story:  Hunt For Missing Oxfordshire Man Continues

Hunt For Missing Oxfordshire Man Continues

An Oxfordshire man is on the run this evening after brutally leaving his wife to stew alone at home after a string of viscous attacks. Police and family members are desperately looking for Trevor Beagle, 47. He was last seen by his wife Susan flee...
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Funny story:  2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 Year Anniversary approaches for missing invisible German man. Following our world-wide exclusive two years ago about the fate of a missing local man from Berlin, we can exclusively reveal that nothing of any major significance has happened since...
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Funny story:  Missing Fire-crew found safe and happy

Missing Fire-crew found safe and happy

A missing fire crew that was last heard from three days ago was found alive and well; along with the first two rescue parties who disappeared looking for the crew. The California forest fire that began six days ago, was thought to be coming under...
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Funny story:  The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

An Australian man offered a reward for the return of his nine year old staffy cross, but get this, 20 thousand dollars cash for its return. The dog disappeared on the Gold Coast. The owner said he was beside himself with worry and wanted his b...
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Funny story:  Missing paedophile found safe and well

Missing paedophile found safe and well

Residents in a small town in England breathed a huge sigh of relief today as a local paedophile was found after he had gone missing for a week. The inhabitants of Little Commonsense in Essex had become concerned after the resident nonce had not ap...
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president

Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.

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