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Mutants at X-Men School Welcome the Rocket Man And the Orange Man.

After many years of pretending to be something they're not, the Rocket Man and the Orange Man have finally found their way home. They were welcomed by Dr.Charles Xavier, the school Headmaster. For those of you who don't know him, he is a top-notch...

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White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Funny story: White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Mr. Spicer has today hastened to clarify that the Press Release yesterday did not come from Mr. Trump or his associates. This release went viral across social media, the world's press, mainstream print and television coverage, and even remote area...

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America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

Funny story: America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...

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North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

Funny story: North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy. The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Kor...

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Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Funny story: Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...

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The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery. Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North K...

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Vietnam Vows To Shoot Down Any Missile That North Korea Launches

Funny story: Vietnam Vows To Shoot Down Any Missile That North Korea Launches

HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - Vietnam has just informed the North Korean embassy in Ho Chi Minh City that it is finished with Kim Jong Un's missile threats. They have let North Korea know that the next missile that Kim Jong Un fires will most probab...

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Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un recently sat down with a reporter for The Rice Paddy National News Agency and talked about the world situation. He talked about the fact that people of the world do not seem to take him seriously when he says h...

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Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

PYONGYANG, North Korea - President Kim Jong Un of North Korea was to have met with President Raul Castro of Cuba on April 1, 2014. But according to North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency the meeting date was moved up one month to March 1, 2...

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Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

Funny story: Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba. The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which intere...

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Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

Funny story: Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese government has informed the scientific world that it has just developed a state-of-the-art submarine. The submarine dubbed El Submarino Fantastico (The Fantastic Submarine) is capable of traveling from the Portugu...

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President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

Funny story: President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated on Russia's version of Meet The Press that he will no longer just sit idly by as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un makes all kind of missile threats. The Russian president said that one of his New Year's reso...

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Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rang in the new year with a bang (no pun intended) as he spoke to the people of North Korea via an Anderson Cooper-Kathy Griffin New Year's Eve type television show. Kim Jong Un first thanke...

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Pope Francis Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Behaving Like A Spoiled Brat

Funny story: Pope Francis Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Behaving Like A Spoiled Brat

THE VATICAN - Pope Francis recently met with the co-hosts of The Viagra View, Larry King and Regis Philbin at an undisclosesd place in Italy. The pope was asked by Philbin what he thinks about the state of the world. Pope Francis put down his g...

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Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

Funny story: Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Holland the country which is famous for chocolate, tulips, and neutrality has just put a gigantic smile on the face of the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un. Holland's Dyke News Agency is reporting that the government of H...

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Kim Jong Un Invites Megyn Kelly To Visit North Korea And View His Collection of Missiles

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Megyn Kelly To Visit North Korea And View His Collection of Missiles

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has a crush on FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly. And they further state that Kim Jong Un has extended a personal invitation to the 43-year-old Kelly...

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Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un is happier than a domestic cat in a sardine factory. The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korea and the South American country of Bolivia have agreed t...

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Kim Jong Un Buys 17 Drones From Wales

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Buys 17 Drones From Wales

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word coming out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un has just finalized a deal with the government of Wales. The Rice Paddy National News Agency reports that the North Korean leader sent a text message to a repr...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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