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Funny story: NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...
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Funny story: China Informs North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un It Has Had It With His Missile Antics

China Informs North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un It Has Had It With His Missile Antics

HONG KONG - The Republic of China has just informed Kim Jong Un that they will no longer tolerate his constant shooting off of his wayward missiles. A representative for the Chinese government stated in no uncertain terms that China has had it wit...
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Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...
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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds. So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire on...
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Funny story: President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Kim Jong Un To Grow Up and Lock Up His Missiles

President Obama Tells Kim Jong Un To Grow Up and Lock Up His Missiles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has just about lost all of his patience with North Korea's Kim Jong Un. President Obama made a rare television appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and expressed his impati...
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Funny story: India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

NEW DELHI, India - The government of India has wasted no time in responding to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's threat. Kim Jong Un stated that he is planning on launching a missile which will destroy India's world famous landmark the Taj Mahal.
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Funny story: North Korea To Attack India

North Korea To Attack India

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is very upset with the government of India. It appears that India has made a statement that the head of North Korea really needs to see about get...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Demands An Apology From Brazil's President

Kim Jong Un Demands An Apology From Brazil's President

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is very upset with the president of Brazil and he has demanded an apology. The North Korean leader did not appreciate Brazilian President Sancho Ventana saying on a Rio De Janeiro talk show that Kim Jong Un buy...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un apologized to Michelle Obama for not sending her birthday greetings on her birthday. He told Mrs. Obama that he got very busy inspecting the new missile he just purchased from Kenya. Kim...
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Funny story: Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

TOKYO, Japan - The Saki News Agency is reporting that the government of Japan has decided to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a bit of his own medicine. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stated that his country will be launching what it calls...
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Funny story: North Korea Issues A Warning To France

North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...
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Funny story: President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...
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Funny story: North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just confirmed that North Korea has one of the largest Meth producing labs in existence. An unnamed source with The Rice Paddy stated that the meth lab employs over 900 workers and is in oper...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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