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Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

Funny story: Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...

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Miss Piggy sues Trump for defamation and claims he was a frog until she kissed him and became a prince

Funny story: Miss Piggy sues Trump for defamation and claims he was a frog until she kissed him and became a prince

Muppet character and movie star, Miss Piggy Jamon, will soon file a $380M lawsuit against U.S. Presidential candidate, real estate developer and reality television personality, Donald J. Trump. Amiko Aventurista reports that Missy Piggy has three ba...

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Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

Funny story: Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

After hearing former Miss Universe Alicia Machado's story of being bullied, insulted, harassed and intimidated by current presidential candidate Donald Trump while Miss Universe, Ms. Piggy hits the warpath. "Who does he think he is? Just look at h...

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Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...

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Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

THE REIGN IN, SPAIN -- In the wake of her recent Instagram announcement of her engagement to disk jockey Vanessa Cortes, former Miss Spain, Patricia ("Patty-Cakes") Yurena ("The Urinal") Rodriquez ("Rocky"), has created quite a furor among like-minde...

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The Celebrity Apprentice Premiers and Former Super Model Cheryl Tiegs is The First One Fired By Donald Trump

Funny story: The Celebrity Apprentice Premiers and Former Super Model Cheryl Tiegs is The First One Fired By Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of The Celebrity Apprentice kicked off with 18 celebrities including singers Clay Aiken, Debbie Gibson, Aubrey O'Day, and Dee Snider, who is better known as the lead singer for Twisted Sister. Other celebrities included t...

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Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Funny story: Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Buenos Aires - In a twist of fate, or perhaps just twisted in general, the co-joined McBriar twins, Terry and Mary, sung and bounced their way into the hearts of thousands in Buenos Aires and millions around the world in the international Miss Univer...

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Miss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo

Funny story: Miss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Miss Universe and Miss USA have taken a firsthand look at the U.S. prison for terrorism suspects and 7-11 gas station owners at Guantanamo Bay. The beauty pageant winners took part in a VIP tour to entertain American militar...

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Complusory exorcism for Miss Universe contestants after second Miss USA hexed

Funny story: Complusory exorcism for Miss Universe contestants after second Miss USA hexed

Vietnam - (Bananaskin Mess): Future contestants in the Miss Universe pageant will be offered a state-of-the-art hex detox after Miss USA sponsors complained their luscious lovely's ass-over-tit tumble on the catwalk was the result of an ongoing c...

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Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Funny story: Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.

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Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Funny story: Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Nha Trang, Vietnam - (Sore Ass Mess): The Curse of Agent Orange was blamed today as comely Texan Crystal Stewart tripped and fell flat on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam today.

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Miss USA 'suing GOP's ass for Mexico fall-guy disaster'

Mexico Shitty - (Ass Mess): Humiliated, heckled, jeered and reviled Miss USA Rachel Smith has vowed to sue the GOP 'for being made the fall-guy in their dumbass immigration policies':...

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Blonde contestants slam Mexican pageant discrimination

Funny story: Blonde contestants slam Mexican pageant discrimination

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The only two blonde beauties to reach this year's Miss Universe Final 15 have hit back at blatant Mexican discrimination favoring brunette contestants:...

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New Miss Universe: "America s-u-c-h bad loser"

Funny story: New Miss Universe: "America s-u-c-h bad loser"

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Newly crowned Miss Universe, 20 year old Miss Japan Riyo Mori, has hit back at allegations that the Sony Corporation rigged the pageant by doshing up the Mexican government with a $250 million bung for their beauty to win th...

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"Damned Mexicans hexed me!" wails Miss USA

Funny story: "Damned Mexicans hexed me!" wails Miss USA

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Beleagured Miss USA Rachel Smith has blamed 'Mexican voodoo' after slipping and falling on the Miss Universe catwalk last night during the evening gown parade.

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Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Funny story: Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Sweden has pulled out of Monday's Miss Universe competition after strict new guidelines in the pageant's topless category banned surgiaclly-enhanced contestants.

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Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Funny story: Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Contestants in next months's Mexico City Miss Universe pageant have been told to rethink their national costumes after a spate of sartorial faux pas was deemed too damned accurate for the sponsors' liking.

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