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Funny story: The Celebrity Apprentice Premiers and Former Super Model Cheryl Tiegs is The First One Fired By Donald Trump

The Celebrity Apprentice Premiers and Former Super Model Cheryl Tiegs is The First One Fired By Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of The Celebrity Apprentice kicked off with 18 celebrities including singers Clay Aiken, Debbie Gibson, Aubrey O'Day, and Dee Snider, who is better known as the lead singer for Twisted Sister. Other celebrities included t...
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Funny story: Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Buenos Aires - In a twist of fate, or perhaps just twisted in general, the co-joined McBriar twins, Terry and Mary, sung and bounced their way into the hearts of thousands in Buenos Aires and millions around the world in the international Miss Univer...
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Funny story: Miss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo

Miss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Miss Universe and Miss USA have taken a firsthand look at the U.S. prison for terrorism suspects and 7-11 gas station owners at Guantanamo Bay. The beauty pageant winners took part in a VIP tour to entertain American militar...
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Funny story: Complusory exorcism for Miss Universe contestants after second Miss USA hexed

Complusory exorcism for Miss Universe contestants after second Miss USA hexed

Vietnam - (Bananaskin Mess): Future contestants in the Miss Universe pageant will be offered a state-of-the-art hex detox after Miss USA sponsors complained their luscious lovely's ass-over-tit tumble on the catwalk was the result of an ongoing c...
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Funny story: Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.
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Funny story: Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Nha Trang, Vietnam - (Sore Ass Mess): The Curse of Agent Orange was blamed today as comely Texan Crystal Stewart tripped and fell flat on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam today.
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Funny story: Miss USA 'suing GOP's ass for Mexico fall-guy disaster'

Miss USA 'suing GOP's ass for Mexico fall-guy disaster'

Mexico Shitty - (Ass Mess): Humiliated, heckled, jeered and reviled Miss USA Rachel Smith has vowed to sue the GOP 'for being made the fall-guy in their dumbass immigration policies':...
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Funny story: Blonde contestants slam Mexican pageant discrimination

Blonde contestants slam Mexican pageant discrimination

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The only two blonde beauties to reach this year's Miss Universe Final 15 have hit back at blatant Mexican discrimination favoring brunette contestants:...
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Funny story: New Miss Universe: "America s-u-c-h bad loser"

New Miss Universe: "America s-u-c-h bad loser"

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Newly crowned Miss Universe, 20 year old Miss Japan Riyo Mori, has hit back at allegations that the Sony Corporation rigged the pageant by doshing up the Mexican government with a $250 million bung for their beauty to win th...
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Funny story: "Damned Mexicans hexed me!" wails Miss USA

"Damned Mexicans hexed me!" wails Miss USA

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Beleagured Miss USA Rachel Smith has blamed 'Mexican voodoo' after slipping and falling on the Miss Universe catwalk last night during the evening gown parade.
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Funny story: Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Sweden pulls out of Ms Universe contest after topless decision

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Sweden has pulled out of Monday's Miss Universe competition after strict new guidelines in the pageant's topless category banned surgiaclly-enhanced contestants.
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Funny story: Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Contestants in next months's Mexico City Miss Universe pageant have been told to rethink their national costumes after a spate of sartorial faux pas was deemed too damned accurate for the sponsors' liking.
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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