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What It Is To Be Fracked Off

Studies have revealed that hydraulic fracturing of rocks underground for shale gas otherwise known as 'fracking' could be responsible not just for minor earthquakes close to where the fracking goes on such as what happened earlier this year near Blac...

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Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

Funny story: Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

I know that the story about the rescue of the 33 miners trapped for 69 days was very emotional for most of the world but to me the story became pretty boring after I heard the authorities were able to get fresh air, fresh water, food, books, even movies to be viewed to the miners within like 2 days. I mean it sounds to me like it ended up being a 69 day vacation from the ball and chain in the end...

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Weakest Link Chilean Miners Special

Funny story: Weakest Link Chilean Miners Special

The Chilean Miners tour of the UK ends this weekend with a one off Weakest Link special. The world famous miners have taken in a Take That concert, watched Manchester United win 1-0 against Arsenal and turned on the Christmas Lights in Preston sin...

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New Zealand Miners Fake Cave-in In Chilean Mine Copycat Scheme.

Funny story: New Zealand Miners Fake Cave-in In Chilean Mine Copycat Scheme.

27 miners in Wallabytown, New Zealand have attempted to cash in on the 'surviving a coal mine cave-in' trend that became popular in Chile earlier this year, hoping for the same 2 month paid vacation the Chilean miners enjoyed. Sadly, the plan may...

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Chilean Miners vow to return to underground captivity rather than face Khloe Kardashian

Funny story: Chilean Miners vow to return to underground captivity rather than face Khloe Kardashian

The 33 Chilean miners have vowed unanimously to return to their underground entrapment rather than face Khloe Kardashian. Khloe--ever on the lookout for a means of self-promotion-- had scheduled a trip to Chile where, according to her publicist,...

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Rescued Chile Miner Won't Let Wife Leave Their Bed

Funny story: Rescued Chile Miner Won't Let Wife Leave Their Bed

It appears that not only was Alberto Cabero glad to be pulled from the mine in Chile several days ago, he has been celebrating ever since...especially in bed. After Alberto and his wife, Beatriz, stayed for awhile and were photographed and were gi...

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Gromit to be made a Saint

Funny story: Gromit to be made a Saint

Following the recent events in Chile that has shown the world the miracle of the rescue of 33 miners who were buried 2,000 feet below the Atacama desert in a Copper mine, the Chilean president, Sebastian Pinera has given thanks to everyone who enable...

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Ten Chilean Miners Return to "Ultimate Man Cave"

Copiapo, Chile - In a shocking turn of events, ten of the 33 miners trapped underground here returned to their subterranean home today, just one week after a miraculous rescue. The men reported being disenchanted with life above ground. Enterin...

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If The Price is Right

Funny story: If The Price is Right

The Chilean miners were recently interviewed by Raul Panzia, of Chile TV, and when asked what was the one they they would all like to do, unanimously they wanted to be on the Price is Right. "We love those Seniorita's and the way they stand with t...

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Chilean Miner to admit 'it was an experiment'

The ambiguity behind the Chilean mining story is not yet over. However, Chile yields a new approver each day. The latest confession came from a 27 years old miner that shed light on the complexity of the whole story. 'We have been test subject...

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Enjoying worldwide recognition Chile decided to trap more men underground

Riding on a wave of success the Chilean president had been warmly welcomed in London, where he admitted that his country was content with publicity created by the successful miners' rescue mission. "Chilean people feel very proud. We are happy to...

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Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Funny story: Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Fresh from greeting the 33 rescued miners, Chile's President Sebastian Pinera arrived in the UK with gifts of rock for the Prime Minister and the Queen. In other news, Rocks from the Chilean mine have started appearing on E-Bay, the online auc...

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Rescued Miners to Compete on Chilean DWTS

Funny story: Rescued Miners to Compete on Chilean DWTS

SANTIAGO, CHILE - ABC Sud America has announced its intention to produce a Chilean version of the world-wide hit franchise, "Dancing With The Stars," entitled "Baile Con Las Estrellas De Las Mineras Cobre." Before production can begin, the miner...

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Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Funny story: Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Controversial plans have been leaked to the press that outline an idea to build an Islamic community centre on the site of the mine shaft, made famous recently by the rescuing of 33 miners in Chile, trapped underground for 70 days, it has been discov...

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Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves

Funny story: Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves

Bowling Green, KY, - Oprah Winfrey has invited each Miner and their family for a vacation in the United States. Winfrey, however, is being criticized for giving the miners a rather insensitive gift, the gift of caving. "I refuse to let my husband...

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Chilean Miners To Appear On Page 3 Of Daily Star

The 33 miners trapped in a Chilean copper and gold mine for almost ten weeks, are to feature in semi-nude, provocative poses in the Daily Star newspaper, readers have been told. This comes after the tabloid comic published a story in its Monday ed...

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New Gas Source Discovered

Funny story: New Gas Source Discovered

ECOVATIONS, an Obama stimulus-backed company in North Carolina specializing in locating new energy sources, announced today that they had located a massive new energy source in Chile, near the site of the recent mine disaster. The new gas, called...

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British Mine rescue team ready to fly to Chile

Funny story: British Mine rescue team ready to fly to Chile

"Don't worry lad's, help is on the way" was the inspiring message as Britain's last remaining mine rescue team drove down to Heathrow airport in their Morris Marina. The team consisting of Mr Kevin Smally and his dowdy wife Sharon expect to be in...

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