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Funny story: NSA Institutes New Program, MEMGONE

NSA Institutes New Program, MEMGONE

A program called "MEMGONE," which erases the political memory of the American people who watch, read, or hear the mass media as been instituted by the National Security Administration or NSA. Major newspapers, network and cable news are cooperating...
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Funny story: "Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

"Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...
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Funny story: US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

An unspecified spokesperson has come forward to speak for the unspecified commander who told a military rape victim she was at fault for being attacked in 2012. According to this commander, she must assume complete responsibility, because she was...
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Funny story: Goofy is Disney's MK Ultra Mind Control Agent

Goofy is Disney's MK Ultra Mind Control Agent

It has been claimed that Goofy is the most complained about character at the Disney theme park. One Mother said, "He is just creepy. My little butter-ball wanted to have his picture taken with Goofy and he turned away and farted in my face. Out-...
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Funny story: Wildlife suicide pandemic is nature's protest at royal wedding

Wildlife suicide pandemic is nature's protest at royal wedding

London - (Fawning Fauna Furor): Illuminati mind control experiment technology may be to blame for the tide of animal kingdom protest suicides. This week's global pandemic of bird, fish and crab fatalities is being linked to an electronic sublimina...
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Funny story: Germans Use Mind Control over England to Win Cup Game

Germans Use Mind Control over England to Win Cup Game

Fans are still scratching their heads at the beating England took from Germany. Those watching said there definitely was something strange going on and wondering if the rumors about the German team using mind control are actually true. England's p...
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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance. There are disturbing reports that scientists...
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Funny story: Mind control a step closer

Mind control a step closer

Amid accusations of a sell-out by fee*-thinking writers, an internet search company has purchased The Spoof to create Spoogle . Spoogle recently unveiled its much anticipated i-eye TM technology which uses webcams to search a person's thoughts. Sim...
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Funny story: GoVernment says dOn'T votE

GoVernment says dOn'T votE

Very angry prOtestors appeared ouTsidE the MajestiC cApItol buIldiNg TODAY in washington dc to protest against rising oil prices. obserVers called the Odd event '...a specTacle of public pridE...' another went as far as to say '...My son Could be...
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Funny story: Super Secret Military Project Re-activated

Super Secret Military Project Re-activated

A super-secret nuclear weapons project, thought to be inactive since the mid-2000s, has been re-activated and revealed to the world media. Project: Metal Gear was the US Government's codename for a series of bi-pedal tanks that it was developing i...
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Funny story: Theremins used in Mind Control Experiment

Theremins used in Mind Control Experiment

Unconfirmed reports out of the Pentagon suggest the harmless musical instrument the Theremin is secretly being used in scary mind control experiments led by the US government. The link was discovered when Maggie Bleriot from Toronto, Canada tried...
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Funny story: Britney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible

Britney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible

Los Angeles - (Alimony Mess): Sam Lufti has lashed out at stories he was behind a mind/vagina control trap to drug singer Britney Spears into hypnagogic submission.
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Funny story: Computer dreams

Computer dreams

Dozens of brave souls in America and Japan have undergone brain surgery to implant hardware that allows customized dreams and heads-up Internet on demand.
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Funny story: Woman held for subliminal harassment

Woman held for subliminal harassment

(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.
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Funny story: Cell Phones Being Used for Mind Control!

Cell Phones Being Used for Mind Control!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A secret link was discovered between George W. Bush and his visits with Tony Blair and the Queen.
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