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Funny story: Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

In a surprise move that observers say is unlikely to gain him any support, disgraced Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling announced today that he is traveling to Nevada to join the militia with embattled rancher Cliven Bundy. Sterling, who m...
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Funny story: Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Conspiracy theories abound in the U.S.: The government caused 9/11, the FBI killed MLK, the CIA assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald, and so on. I think there's no truth in any of it. So, reporting on any supposed conspiracy is difficult for me. Ye...
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Funny story: Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

A hard fought victory for a Nevada militia is collecting an unusual honor; congratulations from one of the U.S. government's greatest enemies. In a video statement released by Afghan TV, Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the militia for th...
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Funny story: Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

The saga at the Bundy Ranch has gone International with the Russian President approaching Cliven Bundy earlier today. It is believed that Vladimir Putin offered the Bundy family up to five thousand trained personnel to guard his ranch and family f...
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Funny story: Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons. "Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...
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Funny story: Christian Horse Militia Busted for Plotting Stampede Through Main Street, USA

Christian Horse Militia Busted for Plotting Stampede Through Main Street, USA

A Christian militia, made up entirely of horses, was arrested today for planning a stampede through the middle of Main Street, USA on July 4th. The leader of the herd, known only as Star, has confessed his organization was intent on creating anar...
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Funny story: Jesus: "I Need a Militia Like I Need an Asshole on My Elbow"

Jesus: "I Need a Militia Like I Need an Asshole on My Elbow"

When news reached Heaven that a Midwestern militia was discovered training to help him out during the upcoming rapture, Jesus laughed and exclaimed, "I need a militia to help me like I need an asshole on my elbow." According to a popular book that...
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Funny story: European Commission to Crack Down on Dissenters

European Commission to Crack Down on Dissenters

Brussels, Belgium. A report has leaked out from the office of Giorgio Borrasa, European Commissioner for Continental Insecurity, a top secret office inspired by the Department of Homeland Insecurity in the land of the unfree and home of the afraid.
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Funny story: Militias Make a Comeback

Militias Make a Comeback

Once the Supreme Court finalizes its decision in regards to the 2nd amendment members of militias will increase substantially. The Supreme Court is expected to declare the right to bare arms as an exclusive right of each states militia. Organized m...
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Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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