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Funny story:  Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

The saga at the Bundy Ranch has gone International with the Russian President approaching Cliven Bundy earlier today. It is believed that Vladimir Putin offered the Bundy family up to five thousand trained personnel to guard his ranch and family f...
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Funny story:  Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons. "Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...
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Funny story:  Christian Horse Militia Busted for Plotting Stampede Through Main Street, USA

Christian Horse Militia Busted for Plotting Stampede Through Main Street, USA

A Christian militia, made up entirely of horses, was arrested today for planning a stampede through the middle of Main Street, USA on July 4th. The leader of the herd, known only as Star, has confessed his organization was intent on creating anar...
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Funny story:  Jesus: "I Need a Militia Like I Need an Asshole on My Elbow"

Jesus: "I Need a Militia Like I Need an Asshole on My Elbow"

When news reached Heaven that a Midwestern militia was discovered training to help him out during the upcoming rapture, Jesus laughed and exclaimed, "I need a militia to help me like I need an asshole on my elbow." According to a popular book that...
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Funny story:  European Commission to Crack Down on Dissenters

European Commission to Crack Down on Dissenters

Brussels, Belgium. A report has leaked out from the office of Giorgio Borrasa, European Commissioner for Continental Insecurity, a top secret office inspired by the Department of Homeland Insecurity in the land of the unfree and home of the afraid.
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Funny story:  Militias Make a Comeback

Militias Make a Comeback

Once the Supreme Court finalizes its decision in regards to the 2nd amendment members of militias will increase substantially. The Supreme Court is expected to declare the right to bare arms as an exclusive right of each states militia. Organized m...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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