YOUTALKINGTO, ME (Civic Welfare Quicknews)-- A coup d'etat is planned by some military officers due to an increasing number of crimes related to religious intolerance, according to Senator Youcant Seeme during an interview in Civic Welfare Network's...
In a move that seems to run counter to current developments in the Middle East, a group of celebrity chefs, that include: Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Heston Blumenthal, have carried out a hostile military takeover of the Palace of Westminster.
The creator of the Universe and everything that exists was left red-faced today after his pocket money was stolen during a trip to the shops.
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