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Geordie Land is hoping for a Lourdes miracle!

Funny story: Geordie Land is hoping for a Lourdes miracle!

By employing a Scottish Messiah and sacking a Portuguese Madonna, it seems that these two representatives of Geordies fantasies have failed to work miracles in and around the area called Geordie Land! Sunderland fans were observed yesterday prayin...

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Olympic Torch to be carried through the streets of Middlesbrough, North East England on its way to London

Funny story: Olympic Torch to be carried through the streets of Middlesbrough, North East England on its way to London

Most residents of Middlesbrough, England, were ecstatic when they heard that the Olympic Torch will be carried through their town en route to London for the opening of the 2012 Olympic Games. The 'handing over' of the torch will take place at The...

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Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones have their heads turned by new Boro 'signing' Malaury Martin

Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones have their heads turned by new Boro 'signing' Malaury Martin

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough are no longer focused on the phone hacking scandal involving Rebeckah Brooks. They met with a Spoof reporter this morning and discussed the signing of French mid-fielder Malaury Martin to Middlesbrough FC. Both young women were giggling as they sat down at a table near the window in Morrison's restaurant, Berwick Hills.

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Malaury Martin, 22 yr. old French mid-fielder excited to be signed by Middlesbrough FC volunteering to help clean up Saltburn beach

Funny story: Malaury Martin, 22 yr. old French mid-fielder excited to be signed by Middlesbrough FC volunteering to help clean up Saltburn beach

Youngster Malaury Martin (22), a recent signing for Middlesbrough FC (The Boro) is excited to be joining the club and looks foward to helping get the club back into the EPL. Martin said that The Boro is always thought of as a Premiership Club in F...

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Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

One of the Spoof's female writers recently met with two of her favourite people, in Morrison's Restaurant at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough. Over plates of fish, chips 'n' mushy peas and cups of tea, they discussed the recent 'panic' over The End Of The World prophecies. "Well," started Takwana, "Ah do admit like, Ah was ded worried when A ferst 'erd it, you know worra mean? Then our lad sed...

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Earthquake hits northern England - Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones share their story

Funny story: Earthquake hits northern England - Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones share their story

Earthquake hits northern England. Tremors felt for miles around. A small earthquake hit northern England today. Takwana Smith and friend Anitakapta Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, were just sitting down to lunch at their favourite restaurant in Morrisons, Berwick Hills branch. Our reporter was inside the store following up on an unrelated story when the 'quake hit. When things...

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Gardener Criticised for Grenade Stupidity

Funny story: Gardener Criticised for Grenade Stupidity

Geordie pensioner, Herbert Azalea, has long been a proud gardener. Even losing four of his, "green fingers" in a lawnmower accident back in the 70's hasn't stopped him taking to the garden every summer to prune his rosebushes. Last week whilst at...

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Isle of Wight News - Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough planning on holidaying on The Isle of Wight

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough planning on holidaying on The Isle of Wight

Takwana Smith and her 'bezzy friend', Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, North East England, are planning to visit The Isle of Wight for their summer holidays. When asked by Spoof Writer, Lady G.who befriended the 'interesting pair' a few months ago....WHY they were planning to holiday on the Isle of Wight, Takwana replied, "Well, y'know 'ow much our lads were pissed off...

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Stephen King Novel Breaks All Sales Records!

Funny story: Stephen King Novel Breaks All Sales Records!

Sales of Nolnt, the new novel from master of horror, Stephen King, have broken all records in Middlesbrough, from where the writer hails, with two copies even having been purchased in nearby Redcar. The novel, written entirely in Teesside Fonetix,...

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Susan Boyle remembers last visit to Middlesbrough

Funny story: Susan Boyle remembers last visit to Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle is getting ready for her 2nd trip to visit Middlesbrough and is especially happy to be meeting, again, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet. Susan was told that Takwana and Anitakapita had been recently interviewed...

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Alan Shearer Has Orgasm On Touchline

Funny story: Alan Shearer Has Orgasm On Touchline

There were scenes of limitless joy at St James Park last night, as Newcastle United emerged victorious from their northeast derby battle with fellow strugglers Middlesbrough, ever-so-slightly easing their relegation woes with 3 much-needed points.

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Middlesbrough Fans Told to "Shut Up"

Funny story: Middlesbrough Fans Told to "Shut Up"

Fans at Middlesbrough have been told to shut up. Middlesbrough currently sit two points from safety second from bottom in the Premiership, and wear red. Director of Communications, Millie O'Naire was asked by local residents and the multiplex cin...

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Angry Mido urges action on Abuse

Funny story: Angry Mido urges action on Abuse

Middlesborough Football Club striker Mido has urged the Football Association to take action after he was called a rabbit and targetted with animal droppings in his club's thrilling 0-0 draw with Newcastle United last Saturday. The RSPCA have recie...

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Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Funny story: Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Championship side Sheffield United and their Premier League counterparts Middlesbrough are to be the first two teams to be prosecuted by the Football Association under the controversial 2008 Cruelty To Footba...

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Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Funny story: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.

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