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Funny story: American Robin shellacks Northern Cardinal in Ohio's state bird election due to widespread voter apathy

American Robin shellacks Northern Cardinal in Ohio's state bird election due to widespread voter apathy

Just as the GOP seized the Governor's seat, Senate seat, and 13 of 18 House of Representative seats on November 2nd, the American Robin displaced the Northern Cardinal as Ohio's state bird this past week. The cardinal, Cardinalis Cardinalis, had h...
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Funny story: Winning Councilman Blows Off Election Day To Play With Doggie

Winning Councilman Blows Off Election Day To Play With Doggie

"I have no chance of actually winning," said Sherri Myers, who actually won. For most elected officials, the climax of weeks and months of aggressive campaigning comes on election day, when they find out whether, as an elected official, they will...
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Funny story: Election Provides Fresh Excuses For Reps and Dems To Accomplish Nothing

Election Provides Fresh Excuses For Reps and Dems To Accomplish Nothing

Washington, D.C.--Democratic and Republican politicians continue their rejoicing today at the results of the November 2 election. The newly divided congress has elected members of both parties breathing easier at the prospect of two full years of get...
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Funny story: Election Returns Confirms California, Massachusetts, NY, & Nevada Pledge To Join EU!

Election Returns Confirms California, Massachusetts, NY, & Nevada Pledge To Join EU!

With the mid term elections results all but confirmed, and the GOP taking back Congress, making significant gains in the Senate and in the process halting the advancement of the Obama takeover, several left leaning progressive liberal states have s...
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Funny story: USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...
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Funny story: Man Votes, but Wonders Why

Man Votes, but Wonders Why

Duluth, WI--Jack Rome, a factory worker, is wondering why he voted. "I feel like I should vote, but I really wish I had more options. Ron Johnson made his money by marrying into a rich family, and Scott Walker scammed Milwaukee. Yet, it seemed lik...
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Funny story: "Sloppy Ballot Counting"in WV Village reason Dems hold House and Senate nationally

"Sloppy Ballot Counting"in WV Village reason Dems hold House and Senate nationally

"Edward "Skippy" Ball, Assistant County Election Commissioner for Barboursville, West Virginia, a small village in eastern Cabell County, West Virginia has a "red face" today owing to sloppy ballot counting in his three precincts that have forced the...
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Funny story: Senator Harry Reid To Debate Empty Chair

Senator Harry Reid To Debate Empty Chair

Nevada senatorial incumbent Harry Reid has decided to hold one last final debate, taking all questions, while standing next to an empty chair. In the final days of the 2010 Congressional Election Campaign with poll numbers close, his opponent, Sharro...
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Funny story: BUG OUT! When the Going Gets Tough, Obama Bails!

BUG OUT! When the Going Gets Tough, Obama Bails!

Barack Obama has finally shown what he's made of, as the self proclaimed leader of the Free World packed up and bailed out leaving his constituency in the lurch less than a week before mid term election. With an iconic "Charge, I'll Follow" radio...
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Funny story: Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Folks with more to lose than just having to eat crow in the upcoming elections if their party doesn't do well-we're talking about heavy bettors who want to cash in on the Sharron Angles and Joe Millers of our time-are frantic on the news that Paul th...
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Funny story: Elections may be cancelled

Elections may be cancelled

At an early morning news briefing, Barack Obama indicated that he is putting "all the wheels in motion" to cancel the upcoming elections in November. "Nancy and Harry and I have been discussing the upcoming elections, and we feel it would be too c...
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Funny story: Republicans Say Americans Want the Rich to Succeed

Republicans Say Americans Want the Rich to Succeed

Watch any Republican political ad on television and you'll hear one of two messages. Either the deficit needs to be reduced and they are the ones to do it, or government is too big and they are the ones who will pare it back. In either case, what you...
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Funny story: Small Percentage of Voters Age 18-22 Voting for Obama in 2010

Small Percentage of Voters Age 18-22 Voting for Obama in 2010

In a recent poll, results of which are due out today or tomorrow, conducted by the Campus R-U-Ready-2-Vote Semi-Official Campus Poll indicates that approximately 26% of all college students across the country believe that President Obama's presidenti...
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Funny story: November elections may be postponed or even cancelled

November elections may be postponed or even cancelled

Top Leaders from both the Democratic and Republican parties emerged from a top-secret caucus looking grim and refusing to answer any questions. But a confidential source has revealed that focus of the meeting was a plan to postpone or even cancel...
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Funny story: "Le trinite"- Obama shocks democrats with new strategy.

"Le trinite"- Obama shocks democrats with new strategy.

Political analytics are now sure that Obama will use a new strategy to help democrats win the mid-term elections. "He started to use it in the GZ mosque debate, when taking three different positions in three days, we call it Le trinite". Says Jack...
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Funny story: Diebold Electronic Voting Machine self diagnostics verify 122% voter turnout across 79 states

Diebold Electronic Voting Machine self diagnostics verify 122% voter turnout across 79 states

While the original design specification for electronic voting machines stated they should register one vote, per person, per issue, there are early indications that this minimum requirement has been significantly outperformed.
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Funny story: Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

USA - No sooner had the pixels faded on MSNBCNN's high-tech maps (ABCNBCBS News, if you aren't being gouged by cable or satellite) showing the Democratic sweep, than a parade of Dem leaders popped on screen to declare "a new day in Ameri...
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Funny story: Election Results Show Some Surprises

Election Results Show Some Surprises

While most election stories will focus on the two major parties gains or losses in Governor, Senate, and House races, this article will focus on some of the other issues being voted on at the polls.
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