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Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

Funny story: Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...

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Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

AUSTIN, TX - As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this we...

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Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

Funny story: Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...

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American Robin shellacks Northern Cardinal in Ohio's state bird election due to widespread voter apathy

Funny story: American Robin shellacks Northern Cardinal in Ohio's state bird election due to widespread voter apathy

Just as the GOP seized the Governor's seat, Senate seat, and 13 of 18 House of Representative seats on November 2nd, the American Robin displaced the Northern Cardinal as Ohio's state bird this past week. The cardinal, Cardinalis Cardinalis, had h...

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Winning Councilman Blows Off Election Day To Play With Doggie

Funny story: Winning Councilman Blows Off Election Day To Play With Doggie

"I have no chance of actually winning," said Sherri Myers, who actually won. For most elected officials, the climax of weeks and months of aggressive campaigning comes on election day, when they find out whether, as an elected official, they will...

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Election Provides Fresh Excuses For Reps and Dems To Accomplish Nothing

Washington, D.C.--Democratic and Republican politicians continue their rejoicing today at the results of the November 2 election. The newly divided congress has elected members of both parties breathing easier at the prospect of two full years of get...

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Election Returns Confirms California, Massachusetts, NY, & Nevada Pledge To Join EU!

Funny story: Election Returns Confirms California, Massachusetts, NY, & Nevada Pledge To Join EU!

With the mid term elections results all but confirmed, and the GOP taking back Congress, making significant gains in the Senate and in the process halting the advancement of the Obama takeover, several left leaning progressive liberal states have s...

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USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Funny story: USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...

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Man Votes, but Wonders Why

Funny story: Man Votes, but Wonders Why

Duluth, WI--Jack Rome, a factory worker, is wondering why he voted. "I feel like I should vote, but I really wish I had more options. Ron Johnson made his money by marrying into a rich family, and Scott Walker scammed Milwaukee. Yet, it seemed lik...

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"Sloppy Ballot Counting"in WV Village reason Dems hold House and Senate nationally

Funny story: "Sloppy Ballot Counting"in WV Village reason Dems hold House and Senate nationally

"Edward "Skippy" Ball, Assistant County Election Commissioner for Barboursville, West Virginia, a small village in eastern Cabell County, West Virginia has a "red face" today owing to sloppy ballot counting in his three precincts that have forced the...

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Senator Harry Reid To Debate Empty Chair

Funny story: Senator Harry Reid To Debate Empty Chair

Nevada senatorial incumbent Harry Reid has decided to hold one last final debate, taking all questions, while standing next to an empty chair. In the final days of the 2010 Congressional Election Campaign with poll numbers close, his opponent, Sharro...

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BUG OUT! When the Going Gets Tough, Obama Bails!

Funny story: BUG OUT! When the Going Gets Tough, Obama Bails!

Barack Obama has finally shown what he's made of, as the self proclaimed leader of the Free World packed up and bailed out leaving his constituency in the lurch less than a week before mid term election. With an iconic "Charge, I'll Follow" radio...

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Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Funny story: Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Folks with more to lose than just having to eat crow in the upcoming elections if their party doesn't do well-we're talking about heavy bettors who want to cash in on the Sharron Angles and Joe Millers of our time-are frantic on the news that Paul th...

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Elections may be cancelled

Funny story: Elections may be cancelled

At an early morning news briefing, Barack Obama indicated that he is putting "all the wheels in motion" to cancel the upcoming elections in November. "Nancy and Harry and I have been discussing the upcoming elections, and we feel it would be too c...

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Republicans Say Americans Want the Rich to Succeed

Funny story: Republicans Say Americans Want the Rich to Succeed

Watch any Republican political ad on television and you'll hear one of two messages. Either the deficit needs to be reduced and they are the ones to do it, or government is too big and they are the ones who will pare it back. In either case, what you...

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Small Percentage of Voters Age 18-22 Voting for Obama in 2010

Funny story: Small Percentage of Voters Age 18-22 Voting for Obama in 2010

In a recent poll, results of which are due out today or tomorrow, conducted by the Campus R-U-Ready-2-Vote Semi-Official Campus Poll indicates that approximately 26% of all college students across the country believe that President Obama's presidenti...

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November elections may be postponed or even cancelled

Funny story: November elections may be postponed or even cancelled

Top Leaders from both the Democratic and Republican parties emerged from a top-secret caucus looking grim and refusing to answer any questions. But a confidential source has revealed that focus of the meeting was a plan to postpone or even cancel...

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"Le trinite"- Obama shocks democrats with new strategy.

Political analytics are now sure that Obama will use a new strategy to help democrats win the mid-term elections. "He started to use it in the GZ mosque debate, when taking three different positions in three days, we call it Le trinite". Says Jack...

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