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Michel Platini - I Will Love Midgets Until I Die

Funny story: Michel Platini - I Will Love Midgets Until I Die

A number of midgets were killed last night at a one-off UFC event ran by FIFA President Michel Platini. The unique event was put together in the absence of Dana Brooks by FIFA president Michel Platini, who booked a number of inexperienced midgets...

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UEFA to order investigation into one man team

Funny story: UEFA to order investigation into one man team

UEFA head honcho Michelle Platypus, the Frenchman with the woman's name, has demanded an immediate investigation into Tottenham Horsespurs 3-0 win over Inter Milan in the Thursday night Eur-trypa League. Only one of the three goals came from Spur...

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Euro 2012: Platini announces venue of Euro 2020 tournament

Funny story: Euro 2012: Platini announces venue of Euro 2020 tournament

In a press conference ahead of the Spain v Italy final on sunday, UEFA president Michel Platini told journalists about his grand plan for the Euro 2020 tournament. While Istanbul in Turkey was considered favourites to host the event, it appears th...

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Euro 2012: Germany to be thrown out for ineligible player

Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany to be thrown out for ineligible player

An unnamed Italian official today called on Germany to be expelled from the tournament for fielding ineligible players. Germany reached the semi-final by beating penniless Greece in the quarter-final, and won all three group matches, verses Portug...

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Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Funny story: Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Real Madrid and Portugal talisman Cristiano Ronaldo faces two years on the sidelines after falling foul of UEFA's new smug testing policy. This remarkable development is sure to take the shine off his night of glory after guiding his team to a 1-0...

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Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

Funny story: Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter has apparently been told that his invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been permanently lost in the post. As has been stated already in the headline. Some committed Royal observers have...

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Michel Platini to shave off his invisible shit moustache after Europa Cup final

Funny story: Michel Platini to shave off his invisible shit moustache after Europa Cup final

French footballing legend and current UEFA chief Michel Platini has decided to shave off his invisible moustache after it began stinking of shit at the Europa League final in Hamburg. Platini seemed to be sneering at the Fulham players when he pre...

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"No Way France Will Win World Cup Without Cheating" Says Platini

Funny story: "No Way France Will Win World Cup Without Cheating" Says Platini

Michel Platini, former French football star and now UEFA President, has written off France's chances of winning the world cup. He expects them to get through the first round, but further progress will be unlikely, unless they cheat. "We had to che...

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