Scientists at Madeup University have made a discovery which is sure to dumbfound the whole of mankind.
Their discovery? Well I gave that away in the headline. In case you missed it, here it is again.
Michael Winner is almost entirely human.
It's just becoming public that thoroughly bloody annoying 'Death Wish' director, food critic, and insurance salesman Michael Winner has been poisoned whilst filming the latest series of his crap TV show 'The Insufferable Michael Winner's Poxily Prete...
In a cruel attempt to cash in on the spiralling decline of Amy Winehouse, the aged writers of the cult spoof documentary, "Spinal Tap" are set to make a mockumentary based on Winehouse's short and erratic life.
The production team confirmed that A...
Michael Winner is issuing legal proceedings against Guy Ritchie. Mr Winner said: "My place in history as the worst film director was guaranteed until this oik came along! He's trying to steal my title!"...
London - (Ass Mess): Death Wish film trilogy director Michael Winner, notorious for his po-faced restaurant reviews and extravagant winter breaks in the Carribean, is under armed guard in a private London medical facility after complaining to police...
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