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Funny story:  Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

EL SEGUNDO, California - Michael Douglas was recently seen at The Second Base Bar in El Segundo. The actor was sitting in a private booth all by himself. A close friend, who did not want her name mentioned, stated that Michael, 68, has confided in...
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Funny story:  World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Welsh people around the world today reacted with glee as they rejoiced the first ever trophy for Swansea Football Club in their centenary year. Michael Douglas, an American actor with two first names and no surname, married to actress Catherine Ze...
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Funny story:  Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Catherine Zeta-Jones the wife of Michael Douglas has checked into one of the most popular (and expensive) rehab clinics on the entire Right Coast. And almost immediately the rumor mills started churning out the reasons for...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas Is Cancer Free!  But His Junk is Still Asleep

Michael Douglas Is Cancer Free! But His Junk is Still Asleep

Michael Douglas, 66, claimed today that he has beaten his throat cancer and the related tumor has disappeared? The superstar actor, producer, writer and master skirt chaser appeared onThe Today Show with Matt Lauer to visit about his comeback from the deadly disease. The star looked healthy, tanned and not a day over 75 years old. Although he seemed happy that the cancer scare was apparentl...
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Funny story:  Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, Says Michael Douglas Near End Of Chemotherapy; Will Die This Month?

Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, Says Michael Douglas Near End Of Chemotherapy; Will Die This Month?

Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, a Knight of the Round Table*, is waving goodbye to Michael Douglas' chemotherapy regimen, and his weather, old, flabby ass, as she marks the days when she can put that fossil in a pine box, probate his formidable Will,...
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Funny story:  Post-cancer treatment Michael Douglas says  "Gordon Gekko will sound like Alvin the Chipmunk"

Post-cancer treatment Michael Douglas says "Gordon Gekko will sound like Alvin the Chipmunk"

Gordon Gekko the symbol of corporate greed is back when the sequel to "Wall Street" hits theaters next month. But the man who so realistically portrayed the human personification of greed is facing another challenge. 65-year old Michael Douglas...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas, the Hollywood movie star who is married to that Welsh bird, Catherine Zeta Jones, is unlikely ever to make it to the village of Wetwang in East Yorkshire, and it's not because of his recently-diagnosed throat tumour, it's because he...
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Funny story:  God to Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

God to Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

Jesus H. Christ, speaking for God, has made a shocking announcement, in light of Oscar-winner Michael Douglas' sad diagnosis of throat cancer. "My Father has decided that We will noy sit idly by," said Christ, 38, while speaking at a dress rehears...
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Funny story:  Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katherine Zeta-Jones says that her recent rough facial appearance is due to recent bouts of unbounded stress. The actress, who readily admits that she is still stunningly beautiful, confessed that she has gained four pounds withi...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups' not that David Cameron him that's due to become Prime Minister of the UK, its Michael Douglas's son Cameron. Douglas has said that fame in the family and the many drug and alcohol abusers have had...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas Denies Starting It All

Michael Douglas Denies Starting It All

"Greed is Good", said Gordon Brown in the hit movie Wall Street, and now the actor that played him, Michael Douglas, is coming under fire for starting the runaway free market banking which has caused worldwide recession. "I've had to live with the...
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Funny story:  Leper Colony officially opened by Hollywood mayor

Leper Colony officially opened by Hollywood mayor

A celebrity leper colony had it's opening ceremony performed yesterday in Burbank, Hollywood.
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas returns in Hole in the Wall Street sequel

Michael Douglas returns in Hole in the Wall Street sequel

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Michael Douglas is to star in a sequel to his Oscar-winning role as Gordon Gekko in Oliver Stone's Wall Street in a specially adapted 21st century version of the cult movie focusing on UK corruption.
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Funny story:  Is John Edwards mesmerised by the Michael Douglas movie The American President?

Is John Edwards mesmerised by the Michael Douglas movie The American President?

Washington DC - (Disaster Press): Presidential contender John Edwards may be becoming increasingly mesmerised by the allure of the 1995 Michael Douglas romantic comedy The American President.
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