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Michael Douglas cancer advice rejected by JP Morgan boss

Funny story: Michael Douglas cancer advice rejected by JP Morgan boss

New York - The Oscar-winning producer of One Blue Over The Cuckoo's Nest famously blamed his now-cured throat cancer on a bout of dodgy oral sex in a 'tasteless' quip that wife Catherine Zeta Jones said had left her feeling uncomfortable and down in...

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Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

Funny story: Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

NEW YORK CITY - Catherine Zeta Jones stated to The Right Coast Revue that her being bipolar has nothing to do with her having decided to end her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas. Catherine did say that she has always been superstitious about th...

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Men With Michael Douglas Shaped Chins Most Likely To Cheat On Spouse

Funny story: Men With Michael Douglas Shaped Chins Most Likely To Cheat On Spouse

According to a new study from a prominent women's magazine, which cannot be named for fear of backlash from feminist rights groups and overly sensitive bloggers, men with Michael Douglas Shaped chins are most likely to cheat on their spouse. The...

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"I've been ill too" announces old actor Michael Douglas

Grizzled former star Michael Douglas is the latest actor to jump on the celebrity illness bandwagon. Following Angelina Jolie's revelations, a host of stars have shamelessly been using their illnesses for extra publicity. Douglas, 68, recently...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

SANTA MONICA - Catherine Zeta-Jones said that she is so stressed out she decided to take an R&R trip down to sun-drenched Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. But she pointed out that the city is currently bustling with tourists due to the Annual Jalapeno...

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Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

Funny story: Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...

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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

Funny story: Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

EL SEGUNDO, California - Michael Douglas was recently seen at The Second Base Bar in El Segundo. The actor was sitting in a private booth all by himself. A close friend, who did not want her name mentioned, stated that Michael, 68, has confided in...

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World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Funny story: World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Welsh people around the world today reacted with glee as they rejoiced the first ever trophy for Swansea Football Club in their centenary year. Michael Douglas, an American actor with two first names and no surname, married to actress Catherine Ze...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Catherine Zeta-Jones the wife of Michael Douglas has checked into one of the most popular (and expensive) rehab clinics on the entire Right Coast. And almost immediately the rumor mills started churning out the reasons for...

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Michael Douglas Is Cancer Free! But His Junk is Still Asleep

Funny story: Michael Douglas Is Cancer Free! But His Junk is Still Asleep

Michael Douglas, 66, claimed today that he has beaten his throat cancer and the related tumor has disappeared? The superstar actor, producer, writer and master skirt chaser appeared onThe Today Show with Matt Lauer to visit about his comeback from the deadly disease. The star looked healthy, tanned and not a day over 75 years old. Although he seemed happy that the cancer scare was apparentl...

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Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, Says Michael Douglas Near End Of Chemotherapy; Will Die This Month?

Funny story: Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, Says Michael Douglas Near End Of Chemotherapy; Will Die This Month?

Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, a Knight of the Round Table*, is waving goodbye to Michael Douglas' chemotherapy regimen, and his weather, old, flabby ass, as she marks the days when she can put that fossil in a pine box, probate his formidable Will,...

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Post-cancer treatment Michael Douglas says "Gordon Gekko will sound like Alvin the Chipmunk"

Funny story: Post-cancer treatment Michael Douglas says "Gordon Gekko will sound like Alvin the Chipmunk"

Gordon Gekko the symbol of corporate greed is back when the sequel to "Wall Street" hits theaters next month. But the man who so realistically portrayed the human personification of greed is facing another challenge. 65-year old Michael Douglas...

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Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Funny story: Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas, the Hollywood movie star who is married to that Welsh bird, Catherine Zeta Jones, is unlikely ever to make it to the village of Wetwang in East Yorkshire, and it's not because of his recently-diagnosed throat tumour, it's because he...

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God to Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

Funny story: God to Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

Jesus H. Christ, speaking for God, has made a shocking announcement, in light of Oscar-winner Michael Douglas' sad diagnosis of throat cancer. "My Father has decided that We will noy sit idly by," said Christ, 38, while speaking at a dress rehears...

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Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

Funny story: Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katherine Zeta-Jones says that her recent rough facial appearance is due to recent bouts of unbounded stress. The actress, who readily admits that she is still stunningly beautiful, confessed that she has gained four pounds withi...

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Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Funny story: Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups' not that David Cameron him that's due to become Prime Minister of the UK, its Michael Douglas's son Cameron. Douglas has said that fame in the family and the many drug and alcohol abusers have had...

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Michael Douglas Denies Starting It All

Funny story: Michael Douglas Denies Starting It All

"Greed is Good", said Gordon Brown in the hit movie Wall Street, and now the actor that played him, Michael Douglas, is coming under fire for starting the runaway free market banking which has caused worldwide recession. "I've had to live with the...

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