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Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Funny story: Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...

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Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

Funny story: Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

After opening remarks offered by ex-NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani at the dedication of the National 9/11 Memorial Museum at Ground Zero in Ney York city today, pointed remarks were yelled from the "leaders section" of the museum's gallery. Seemingly tak...

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New York Mayor Bloomberg Refuses to Send Fatty Foods to Kim Jong Un

Funny story: New York Mayor Bloomberg Refuses to Send Fatty Foods to Kim Jong Un

New York, NY Chunky dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un declared war on Panera Bread Bakery and New York City today. The portly youngster was outraged when Panera Bread was unable to ship bakery items to him since it would have to go through New Yor...

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Chewing Gum: The New Pavement Protector

Funny story: Chewing Gum: The New Pavement Protector

Special to TPN - Constance Masticar, of the International Chewing Gum association, released data that offered hope for the world's deteriorating infrastructure: "Chewing gum has been building up on the world's paved surfaces since it was first used 9...

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Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg

Funny story: Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg

New York City - Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that's the way most envision his departure.) The mayor's forthcoming eviction raises the question: What's Mad Mike going to do with all of that free time he is going to have on his hands? Here are the top 10 suggestions: 1. Start by invading Poland. 2. Save a buck by doing...

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Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

Funny story: Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

New York -- Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world's largest nudist colony. The proposal comes after Mayor Mike Bl...

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Bloomberg Requests Obama Administration to Add Soda Task to ATF

Funny story: Bloomberg Requests Obama Administration to Add Soda Task to ATF

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Michael Bloomberg has submitted a request to President Obama, asking the Federal Government to police the purchase of large, illegal, sodas. After Mayor Bloomberg signed the Big Soda Act (BS ACT) into law in June, police have...

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Bloomberg Bans Roller-Bags

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has, by executive fiat, banned pedestrians from dragging roller-bags along any and all public walkways in New York. "Just the irritating sounds exuded by what must be thousands of those roller-bags with their cheap, tiny il...

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What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

Funny story: What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world's economy. Its finding: A bookkeeper for a tax accounting firm head...

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Scrooge Bloomburg Plans Soda Tax On Poor

Funny story: Scrooge Bloomburg Plans Soda Tax On Poor

Critics of the ban on super-sized soda drinks have panned Mayor Bloomburg for taxing the poor people of New York who drink the most soda drinks. It is predominently those people on a low income who consume the most fizzy beverages. Poor people pu...

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Bed bugs, vermin and primitive sanitation: Mayor Bloomberg's lowdown on Prince Charles' vacation home

Funny story: Bed bugs, vermin and primitive sanitation: Mayor Bloomberg's lowdown on Prince Charles' vacation home

New York - "You wake up in the middle of the night with a hunch the royal four poster's crawling with parasites," is how the Mayor of New York described his stay at Birkhall, Scotland "Still, kinda reassuring to know the real bloodsuckers are fa...

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Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

Funny story: Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

New York - With less than a year left on his tainted third term, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is personally selecting a successor -- auditioning puppet candidates for the mayoral elections that will be held this fall. The lineup of possibilities is fai...

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Congress to Star in a Super Bowl Commercial

Funny story: Congress to Star in a Super Bowl Commercial

Hollywood - Faced with the lowest approval rating in the history of approval ratings, the United States Congress plans to promote itself with a television ad produced specifically to run during the Super Bowl. "Everybody keeps making fun of us," c...

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Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out

Funny story: Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what's being called "a firearm mishap." It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. Who will...

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Six months before Mayor Bloomberg's soda ban takes effect, high-volume "Soft-Drink Speakeasies" appear all over New York City

Brooklyn--Less than five days after New York City's Board of Health voted 8-0 in favor of Mayor Bloomberg's ban on sugary drinks larger than 16oz., "soda-pop speakeasies'' began sprouting up all over the five boroughs. "It started as a joke...

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NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

Funny story: NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

New York, NY: New York City (NYC) Mayor Michael Bloomberg intends to restrict sugary soft drink sales to less than 16 ounce servings at city restaurants, movie theaters and stadiums. NYC street vendors met with the mayor over concerns that the pro...

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Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Funny story: Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Dozens of New York City hospitals are instructing mothers of newborns about the myriad benefits of breast milk and to urge them to breast-feed their infants instead of resorting to substandard formulas. "Not only is it healthier than commercial alte...

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Spider-Man Has Sandwich Named for Him at Carnegie Deli

Funny story: Spider-Man Has Sandwich Named for Him at Carnegie Deli

It's Spider-Man week in NYC. To celebrate, the world-famous Carnegie Deli has announced a special sandwich. It's called "The Spidey." At Grand Central Station yesterday the man himself talked about the sandwich and said he couldn't wait to dig his...

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