Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...
MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person.
A cannibal is defi...
MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen.
Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...
MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!"
This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...
Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too?
The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...
The Miami Marlins Baseball team unveiled their new uniform and colors on Friday night. Many fans had hoped that the leaked logo and color scheme from September was a hoax.
Apparently it was not and many fans are not happy. Long time Marlins fan C...
The days of sitting down after a long day may soon be over. In response to a CNN report claiming that sitting for hours can shave years off lives, a residence-challenged man in Miami is calling for the abolition of chairs.
"They're a hateful contr...
Fresh off her international tour of Haiti, Sarah Palin can't stop talking about the positive influences she took away from this small Island country. In fact, Palin was so smitten with Haiti that she has begun looking into buying a condo in Miami's L...
LeBron James, one of the most cowardly, selfish men who have played the game, has decided to get the f-k out of Dodge, announcing that he will be ball-hogging and running selfish picks-and-rolls as a member of the Miami Heat:
"This fall I am fina...
In a press conference on ESPN that was title "The Decision," Cleveland Cavelier star LeBron James announced that he would sign next season with the Miami Heat of the NBA. James, who came out of high school directly to the NBA, has spent his entire c...
If you're ever in Miami and find yourself in need of a limo, here's a tip, ask someone who knows someone who knows someone. Don't attempt to find one yourself on the internet. It could lead to a whole lot of misunderstandings.
Here are a few tidbits I found while surfing websites offering limo services in the South Florida area. I honestly am not making any of this up. Who knew hiring a limo fo...
Miami - Local residents took advantage of the recent cold-snap and a snowcone machine to build a snowman at Miami International Airport.
The out-of-place snowman startled Canadian tourists debarking for their annual winter vacation.
Don McFee o...
Unable to compete with numbers or firepower, Miami police this evening are staging a 100% pull out from central Miami. This move follows years of a slowly losing battle against drugs and crime, and is scheduled to be completed "before the sun comes u...
The sun's rays began to beat down on Miami's South Beach around twelve noon today, awaking Chad Breeford from his still-drunken stupor gained from a Friday night of club hopping and tikki-bar desecrating.
As family beach-goers jockeyed for th...
Miami Vice was a popular television show from 1984 to 1990. It was remade as an unsuccessful theatrical movie in 2006. Hollywood has decided to recast the series and make it as a television movie. If it is successful, it will also be a possible pi...
Residents of a quite suburb in Miami FL, have breathed a collective sigh of relief following the announcement by Miami Dade PD that a creature discovered in the florida everglades is not singing windbag Christina Aquilera.
MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...
MIAMI, FLORIDA-(ROUTERS)The body of famed actress named "Queen of Science-Fiction", Jessica Alba, was found floating in a Miami Beach Hotel pool last night. Police officers converged on the grounds of posh Florida...