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Miami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display

Funny story: Miami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display

Miami, FL - Miami Mayor, Roberto Pinkipants, needed to find a new fireworks display company for their upcoming 4th of July fireworks extravaganza - and they needed it fast! But, of course, the problem is, every company in the business is pretty busy...

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Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...

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Thousands of Russian Americans To Be Rounded Up And Sent To Internment Camps

Funny story: Thousands of Russian Americans To Be Rounded Up And Sent To Internment Camps

37,500 innocent Russian-Americans, which U.S. authorities this week reportedly tracked down and apprehended, are now living in internment camps in Miami Beach, Florida. It is expected more are set to join them. Packing the detainees on first cl...

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Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

MIAMI - The United States Department of Hurricanes has just informed the national news media that they have made a fabulous discovery. A team of oceanic scientists working under the leadership of Dr. Cleopatra Mangosteen [Harvard-1993] have discov...

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A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

Funny story: A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

MIAMI - A Miami couple purchased a parrot three weeks ago and within four days they had taught it to sing the hit song by Queen "We Are The Champions." Barry and Gail Honeyhorn, who have only been married for three months, said that they had no id...

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Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

Funny story: Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...

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Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

Funny story: Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...

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Miami Cops Get Stylish New Look

Funny story: Miami Cops Get Stylish New Look

Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...

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Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

Funny story: Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person. A cannibal is defi...

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Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

Funny story: Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen. Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...

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Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

Funny story: Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!" This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...

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Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too? The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...

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Miami Marlins Fans Disappointed With Team's New "Fabulous" Look

Funny story: Miami Marlins Fans Disappointed With Team's New "Fabulous" Look

The Miami Marlins Baseball team unveiled their new uniform and colors on Friday night. Many fans had hoped that the leaked logo and color scheme from September was a hoax. Apparently it was not and many fans are not happy. Long time Marlins fan C...

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Local Miami Man Proposes Abolition of Chairs

The days of sitting down after a long day may soon be over. In response to a CNN report claiming that sitting for hours can shave years off lives, a residence-challenged man in Miami is calling for the abolition of chairs. "They're a hateful contr...

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Sarah Palin Buys Condo in Miami's Little Haiti District

Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys Condo in Miami's Little Haiti District

Fresh off her international tour of Haiti, Sarah Palin can't stop talking about the positive influences she took away from this small Island country. In fact, Palin was so smitten with Haiti that she has begun looking into buying a condo in Miami's L...

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LeBron James to Cavaliers: Bye, F'ers!

Funny story: LeBron James to Cavaliers: Bye, F'ers!

LeBron James, one of the most cowardly, selfish men who have played the game, has decided to get the f-k out of Dodge, announcing that he will be ball-hogging and running selfish picks-and-rolls as a member of the Miami Heat: "This fall I am fina...

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LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

Funny story: LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

In a press conference on ESPN that was title "The Decision," Cleveland Cavelier star LeBron James announced that he would sign next season with the Miami Heat of the NBA. James, who came out of high school directly to the NBA, has spent his entire c...

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If You're Ever in Miami and Need a Limo...

Funny story: If You're Ever in Miami and Need a Limo...

If you're ever in Miami and find yourself in need of a limo, here's a tip, ask someone who knows someone who knows someone. Don't attempt to find one yourself on the internet. It could lead to a whole lot of misunderstandings. Here are a few tidbits I found while surfing websites offering limo services in the South Florida area. I honestly am not making any of this up. Who knew hiring a limo fo...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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