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Funny story: India Inhaling Death

India Inhaling Death

INDIA - In the wake of many deaths by methanol in India, the resurgence of aspartame inhalation is rampant. According to our source, staff doctor, Dr. Whine Galena, when inhaled, pure aspartame releases enough methanol to produce a narcotic 'high'...
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Funny story: Misspelling Methanol Myths

Misspelling Methanol Myths

LONDON, England - Defrocked Corporate Priest, Neurela U. Semen, clears up what's healthy and what's not. "There's so many confusing headlines out there whenever you search the news on aspartame; some say you should be avoiding or afraid of it; it really has mixed up people rather than helped them eat a healthy diet," she said. Myth: Good foods are healthier than bad foods. According to my br...
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