NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the United Nations is that the world organization is not happy with the news that the government of North Korea has opened up the largest meth lab in the world without having had it inspected by UN inspectors first.
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just confirmed that North Korea has one of the largest Meth producing labs in existence.
An unnamed source with The Rice Paddy stated that the meth lab employs over 900 workers and is in oper...
A large turkey farm in Norfolk has been closed after traces of methadone were found in the turkey.
"We were checking the turkeys for horse meat contamination," said Fisheries and Farming minister, James Bond. "Having checked all the foods in freez...
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