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Funny story: The Gigantic Meteor That Was Predicted To Hit Tucson, Arizona Looks Like It Is Going To Miss The City

The Gigantic Meteor That Was Predicted To Hit Tucson, Arizona Looks Like It Is Going To Miss The City

SAGINAW, Michigan - The citizens of Tucson, Arizona are breathing a little bit easier now that they have received some good news from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw. The observatory reports that a meteor that is th...
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Funny story: Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...
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Funny story: CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming

CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming

Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the North and South poles. He acknowledges this will be costly, but feels the Earth should not be denied its Second Amendment Rights. "We focus too much on f...
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Funny story: Blue ice from Obama's Scareforce One 'mistaken for East Coast meteor' - reports

Blue ice from Obama's Scareforce One 'mistaken for East Coast meteor' - reports

Groom Lake, Nevada - The flashing space rock that lit up the skies from Florida to New England yesterday probably wasn't a meteor, a NASA source at the Agency's Area 51 HQ said today as samples of, er, space effluvia were being studied. "Most like...
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Funny story: Russian Man Sues Outer Space Over Chelyabinsk Meteor

Russian Man Sues Outer Space Over Chelyabinsk Meteor

Grisha Manpursenikov has named Outer Space as the plaintiff in a lawsuit he has filed for damages he suffered in the recent meteor impact over Chelyabinsk, Siberia. Fragments of the meteor shattered his new 60 inch LCD television while he watched...
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Funny story: Meteor strikes obscure Russian region, no one of any significance injured

Meteor strikes obscure Russian region, no one of any significance injured

CHELYABINSK, Russia - A 55-foot wide rock landed in and around the city of Chelyabinsk and then caused shockwaves that injured 1,200 people and damaged thousands of homes. The U.S. quickly expressed relief that no one of significance was affected by...
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Funny story: 'Meateor' delivers Lady Gaga's new alien outfit

'Meateor' delivers Lady Gaga's new alien outfit

London - Carnivore chic fans said today that a meteor (sic) carrying up to 100 metres of subtle flesh-toned alien scrag-end beef jerky was seen streaking across UK skies last night. Witnesses jammed police switchboards with reports that the galact...
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Funny story: Meteor was definitely an alien warship, claim Star Trek fans!

Meteor was definitely an alien warship, claim Star Trek fans!

Dedicated British Star Trek fans rushed outside their council houses last night all over Britain to observe a burning meteor. They were all convinced it was an alien warship searching for a new Captain Kirk. Ever since the original Kirk turned int...
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