Showing:

Funny satire stories about merrill lynch

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Merrill Lynch's Thain Eats all the Cake; Leaves Only Crumbs for Taxpayers and Clients!

Merrill Lynch's Thain Eats all the Cake; Leaves Only Crumbs for Taxpayers and Clients!

Washington/DC/ Financial News as Usual - Financial Analysts have finally called the DEMs TARP scheme what it really is: Just another BLANKET COVER UP to shield excessive greed and political corruption! Highlighting the TARP disgrace is the break...
View 'Merrill Lynch's Thain Eats all the Cake; Leaves Only Crumbs for Taxpayers and Clients!'
Funny story: Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG

Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG

Narrowly averting a massive meltdown, Wall Street firms Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch, along with insurer AIG, have all found a buyer. After weeks of intense negotiations and panic in the financial sector, and shortly after Lehman filed for bankr...
View 'Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG'
Funny story: Merrill Lynch Is Not Going Under

Merrill Lynch Is Not Going Under

Reports that Merrill Lynch is in serious financial trouble are unfounded so says a spokesman however shares have dipped since the news broke Friday. "A rumor began spreading on Wall Street that Lynch was in trouble on Thursday - apparently Chinese...
View 'Merrill Lynch Is Not Going Under'
Funny story: Merrill Lynch CEO: $8 billion loss is peanuts

Merrill Lynch CEO: $8 billion loss is peanuts

Off-the-Wall Street, NYC - (Bankrupcy Mess): "Eight billion down the pan? That's nuthin' compared to Ken Lay's $60 billion Enron losses and George W Bush's $3 trillion Iraq war hubris," beleaguered Merrill Lynch CEO Stan O&#...
View 'Merrill Lynch CEO: $8 billion loss is peanuts'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

4 8 5 3


Go to top