SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement.
Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014.
The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...
Here is the menu from Hillary Clinton's lunch in Baghdad:
Sheep's eyeballs roasted with parsley, thyme and rosemary's chopped-off hand
Pureed goat's droppings in a dressing of balsamic vinegar, wrapped in poison ivy leaves
Frog's spare ribs wrapped in a deep-fried empty Red Crescent food parcel
Bits of sheep, peppered with shrapnel
Bits of Iraqi...
Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.
Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.
Standing impressively in a car park on a modern retail park, The Snack Attack Eat n’ Go had our mouths watering the moment we arrived. The menu – although not extensive – was adequate enough to suit the tastes of even the most picky eaters.
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