Doctor's have revealed the number of people being referred to a physcho[therapist] since the end of the Oh lympic [see #1] games has jumped to more than triple the figures before the game started.
Pyscho Dr David Pole explains: "It quite often t...
London - An explosion of scare-in-the-community numbers is being blamed on alien-tampered wheat that's infiltrated the national food chain.
"You've only got to look at some Wiltshire residents' faces to see those Darwinian throwback genes surfac...
A father taking his children to school said he was in "absolute awe" when he broke down and David Beckham stopped to help.
"It was an absolutely mental place to break down," he told Richard Bacon on BBC 5 live. "David Beckham was the first person...
Braintree, Essex, around lunchtime - Local man, Harry 'The Dog' Hacker, caused uproar in a local computer store, claiming that a PC he had purchased at the store was 'bleedin' useless!' and likening his purchase to a bag of excrement.
Hacker, 35,...
L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: e...
(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...
LaLa Land - Today, president George W. Bush was given psychiatric evaluation after millions of people requested that he is admitted to a mental institution. Many of the requests were imported from overseas.
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS subtitled "Robespierre & Lenin Redux" or "Mental Arson"...
Further doubts were raised about the mental state of the war-loving President, following remarks he made to the Doris Day Look-alike Convention', today in Beverley Hills.
Ive been thinking about Asians. Well, more than Asians, Ive been thinking about everybody and the way I react to them. My problem is I dont know if Im a biased person. I probably am; we probably all are in some way, shape or form, but my point is do the biases I have make me a bad person?
Websters Unabridged Dictionary tells me that Bias means a mental leaning or inclination; preposse...
Citing irreconcilable differences and mental anguish, Ms. Pac-Man has filed for divorce from her famous yellow ball of a husband, Pac-Man.