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Funny story:  Original Sin Forgiven as Woman Menstruates Jesus

Original Sin Forgiven as Woman Menstruates Jesus

The Pope has declared Original Sin forgiven upon hearing that a woman has menstruated Jesus. The woman in her thirties was routinely about to change her sanitary towel when she saw a face staring up from between her legs. Upon closer inspection the w...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton has the painters in

Kate Middleton has the painters in

Kate nee Middleton has got the decorators in this week, what with Aunt Flo coming to visit, she felt it was the right time of the month to put a bit of colour in the house. "Aunt Flo is quite demanding about d├ęcor," said interior decorator, Tim O'...
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Funny story:  Problems with menstruation?

Problems with menstruation?

Ladies, do you suffer from painful periods? Is your monthly flow a bit of a handful? Then why not try Scunthorpe Industrial Chemicals' new duck hormone treatment. Simply inject yourself with the duck hormones three times a day and eat nothing but small bread cubes, and you'll see results within months. Soon your reproductive system will regress to a more primitive state, your body will be...
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Funny story:  Iran banishes women to menstrual hut for Thursday's Autumn Equinox/Harvest Moon

Iran banishes women to menstrual hut for Thursday's Autumn Equinox/Harvest Moon

Tehran - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): The entire Iranian female population has been banished to secure menstrual huts this Thursday. Worried mullahs have warned the Harvest Moon and Autumn Equinox will make women 'so supernaturally powerful' that they ca...
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Funny story:  Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstrual Cycle Co-Joined Twins Mary and Terry McBriar admitted today that life is not always pleasant between them. The pair, who just turned eighteen, said that the worst time that the...
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Funny story:  PMS linked to women's shopping habits

PMS linked to women's shopping habits

Psychologists have found that up to 10 days before a woman has her period she will go out on a shopping spree and spend, spend and spend. They believe that this can be a way for premenstrual women to deal with the negative emotions caused by their ho...
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Funny story:  Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge. At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a...
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Funny story:  New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

Lybrel, a new birth control pill scheduled to go on the market this summer, has promised that users will never experience menstrual bleeding or any of the other bad effects of the menstrual cycle. The pill will be available from doctors by prescript...
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Funny story:  When PMS Goes Untreated

When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.
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Funny story:  Disgust at India pervy periods probe

Disgust at India pervy periods probe

Mumbai - (Bleedin' Obvious Press): India's women civil servants are threatening an all out strike after being asked to reveal their menstrual sex secrets in official surveys run by the Ministry of Chastity.
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