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Islamic State insurgents 'going mental' about Tuesday's Sperm Harvest Moon

Funny story: Islamic State insurgents 'going mental' about Tuesday's Sperm Harvest Moon

Iraq - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): Widespread paranoia among IS renegades has seen millions of women rounded up and incarcerated in makeshit - uh, makeshift! - menstruation huts ahead of next Tuesday's full moon. The huge colony of 'bleedin' shacks' h...

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Woman chains her menstrual cycle to a lamp post. It is stolen anyway.

Funny story: Woman chains her menstrual cycle to a lamp post. It is stolen anyway.

A young woman in London is distraught today after discovering that her menstrual cycle has been stolen. Lillet Adams had chained the cycle to a lamp post while she went in to Boots to buy some urgent supplies, but came out to find a thief had made of...

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Original Sin Forgiven as Woman Menstruates Jesus

Funny story: Original Sin Forgiven as Woman Menstruates Jesus

The Pope has declared Original Sin forgiven upon hearing that a woman has menstruated Jesus. The woman in her thirties was routinely about to change her sanitary towel when she saw a face staring up from between her legs. Upon closer inspection the w...

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Kate Middleton has the painters in

Funny story: Kate Middleton has the painters in

Kate nee Middleton has got the decorators in this week, what with Aunt Flo coming to visit, she felt it was the right time of the month to put a bit of colour in the house. "Aunt Flo is quite demanding about décor," said interior decorator, Tim O'...

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Problems with menstruation?

Funny story: Problems with menstruation?

Ladies, do you suffer from painful periods? Is your monthly flow a bit of a handful? Then why not try Scunthorpe Industrial Chemicals' new duck hormone treatment. Simply inject yourself with the duck hormones three times a day and eat nothing but small bread cubes, and you'll see results within months. Soon your reproductive system will regress to a more primitive state, your body will be...

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Iran banishes women to menstrual hut for Thursday's Autumn Equinox/Harvest Moon

Funny story: Iran banishes women to menstrual hut for Thursday's Autumn Equinox/Harvest Moon

Tehran - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): The entire Iranian female population has been banished to secure menstrual huts this Thursday. Worried mullahs have warned the Harvest Moon and Autumn Equinox will make women 'so supernaturally powerful' that they ca...

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Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstrual Cycle Co-Joined Twins Mary and Terry McBriar admitted today that life is not always pleasant between them. The pair, who just turned eighteen, said that the worst time that the...

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PMS linked to women's shopping habits

Funny story: PMS linked to women's shopping habits

Psychologists have found that up to 10 days before a woman has her period she will go out on a shopping spree and spend, spend and spend. They believe that this can be a way for premenstrual women to deal with the negative emotions caused by their ho...

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Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

Funny story: Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge. At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a...

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New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

Funny story: New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

Lybrel, a new birth control pill scheduled to go on the market this summer, has promised that users will never experience menstrual bleeding or any of the other bad effects of the menstrual cycle. The pill will be available from doctors by prescript...

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When PMS Goes Untreated

Funny story: When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.

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Disgust at India pervy periods probe

Funny story: Disgust at India pervy periods probe

Mumbai - (Bleedin' Obvious Press): India's women civil servants are threatening an all out strike after being asked to reveal their menstrual sex secrets in official surveys run by the Ministry of Chastity.

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