Reports coming out of the Brazilian jungle have confirmed the fact that the Alien spotted doing the "Moon Walk" (exclusively reported here by me) was not Michael Jackson as first thought, but he certainly was gay and a big fan of Wacko's.
Never mind that crazy Movie,MEN IN BLACK with Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, who are the real men in black. In the 1950s and 1960s there were thousands of reports of the mysterious men in black, visiting people who had witnessed UFO'S.
People who witnessed UFO's were often visited by the men in black and told to keep quiet about their experience.
The Men In black always seem to arrive in Bl...
Famous for numerous movie roles, most recently acting as "Zed" in the Men in Black series, aging actor and now alleged bank robber, Rip Torn, was held in Connecticut jail following a failed attempt at making an early withdrawal without an account.
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