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Funny story: Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Melania Trump is a busy woman and as First Lady does not have a lot time to deal with the day to day activities of First Lady. Eyes opened though when she recently announced the position of "Official Pussy Holder". "I said holder not GRABBER," sai...
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Funny story: Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...
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Funny story: Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...
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Funny story: Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...
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Funny story: Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Since news broke that First Lady Melania Trump was reanimated from the dead in Transylvania, thousands of people have flocked to the area to sight see and to take a tour of Cryotech Re-animators, Melania Trump's birthplace. Most affected is the to...
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Funny story: Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

San Francisco, CA - If Twitter has its way, Donald Rump will be the next US President. Putin will just be "P U", and Twitter will be called Wi Er (pronounced "we err"). The changes will occur on Inauguration Day, when Twitter will disallow any use o...
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Funny story: Tiffany And Barron Mad At President-Elect Trump

Tiffany And Barron Mad At President-Elect Trump

Donald Trump's primary daughter, Ivanka, has been tapped for role on the president-elect's White House transition team, joining Trump's main son, Donald, Jr., and his third-favorite son, Eric. Trump's other daughter, Tiffany, the only child from his...
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Funny story: Melania Trump calls White House "A Dump"

Melania Trump calls White House "A Dump"

New York, NY - Melania Trump returned from her visit at the White House residence and called her new home "a dump." She refused to speak with her husband, President-elect Donald J. Trump, for the entire helicopter ride home, and resorted to silent t...
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Funny story: New First Lady Melania Trump Announces Decorating Plans!

New First Lady Melania Trump Announces Decorating Plans!

First Lady-to-be Melania Trump outlined her plans for the White House in a press conference from Trump Tower. The Mr. President-Elect Trump's First Lady, Melania, has been picking out gold draperies, and gold furniture for the Red Room of the White House. When asked why she would change the color of the Red Room to gold, Melania just laughed and said "But darling! Don't you see, gold trumps...
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Funny story: Desperate, Last Ditch Effort To Throw The U.S. Election - HACKED TRUMP EMAILS EXPOSED!!!

Desperate, Last Ditch Effort To Throw The U.S. Election - HACKED TRUMP EMAILS EXPOSED!!!

On the eve of the 2016 U.S. Presidential elections the notorious expose website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump's private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is su...
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Funny story: Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania Trump, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and an immigrant who came in a box to the U.S. from Lower Slabovia, was paid for 10 modeling jobs in 1996 before she received legal authorization to work in the United States, th...
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Funny story: Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...
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Funny story: Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Two new stories about Melania Trump are converging to rock the Trump empire, this is after Donald Trump's failed presidential campaign has already severely damaged the family brand. First the real shocker. Meyer Hallsy of Cryosphere Reanimators...
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Funny story: Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Calls Donald A "Boy"

Melania Trump Calls Donald A "Boy"

Melania Trump defended her husband to CNN's Anderson Cooper against sexual assault charges saying, "It's just boy talk." "When I'm at home I feel like I have two boys there, Junior and Barron, age 10." Ms. Trump continued, "Actually, sometimes...
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Funny story: Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

New York, NY - A livid Melania Trump is reacting to recent revelations that her husband Donald J. Trump grabs women by their genitals and kisses them. Sources state that Melania Trump now requires her husband to sleep on the living room couch at...
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Funny story: Trump Fires Himself From Campaign

Trump Fires Himself From Campaign

Donald Trump said to himself today, "You're Fired," as he exited his campaign for the Presidency. He held a press conference today at the Trump Tower. "Believe me, you can count on the fact that I'm out of the campaign you low-energy press losers...
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