"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid.
Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.
History boffins are calling for the rehabilitation of a legendary pervert who research suggests wasn't such a bad guy after all.
Peeping Tom has been the nickname for pervert voyeurs ever since the middle ages when, according to legend, he looked...
Wales- Masterchev was at the bar waiting for his favorite Wale's Ale. Skoob pulled the special lever, releasing the amber liquid from its specially made cask made from virgin teak wood imported from Thailand.
The two stared at the glass and regarded each other. Masterchev tried to think of the words to confront his sorrow as he lifted the glass to his lips. Jeanlefete had vanished over a month...
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