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Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

Funny story: Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

A Medical Journal has published sensational clinical trial results proving that continuous wanking is not a cause of blindness. The results, published in "Better Lancit" contradicted what was commonly believed to be the truth. In the controlled e...

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Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

Funny story: Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

BEVERLEY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer, Top Rated Plastic Surgeon experts who have worked at the Beverly Hills Institute for 25 years, announced today they have developed a new additive for face and body work. "We are now adding...

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Jockstraps: Actually Make Bollocks Sag

Funny story: Jockstraps: Actually Make Bollocks Sag

Professor Jacqueline Toujours, Dean of the School of Sports Medicine and Automobile Repair at Toulouse, France has issued a press release declaring that jockstraps in male athletes impede fertility and contribute to the phenomenon of "ball drop" in l...

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Government to send long term sick abroad

Funny story: Government to send long term sick abroad

Health secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced plans for the government to send the long term sick and those who are still classified disabled to mainland Europe and the USA. "We have struck a deal with two pharmaceutical companies." Mr Hunt told t...

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Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Funny story: Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da...

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Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Funny story: Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...

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